What would you do?
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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Usually **** it, then use a toilet paper to pick it up. But in this case he has the upper hand 
I would light the toilet paper on fire... then put a new role on the hanger.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
**** it, wipe my arse with it, then eat it.
PirateKing
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**** on it.
That would still render the toilet paper useless, Dirk needed to make it clear if you are sitting on the toilet in need of the toilet paper in this scenario. If not I'd walk out and tell my mum to get rid of it.
PirateKing
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Aren't there more rolls under the sink?
PirateKing
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I've got plenty of ****.
Call Spiderman.
I did, that's who showed up. The spider said to me 'what did you expect, a fully grown man in a spider suit to show up?' :shy:
I'd just scream like a little girl! :eek:
Plus, don't even think about crushing it or else you'll have LOTS of itty bitty spiders crawling all over the place and hiding until they all grow as big as the one you just crushed, sweet dreams, people
Plus, don't even think about crushing it or else you'll have LOTS of itty bitty spiders crawling all over the place and hiding until they all grow as big as the one you just crushed, sweet dreams, people
call my wife ..... and after she ran out screaming i´ll ****** the spider out of the house .... but definetly i´d call my wife first :elaugh:
