What would you do if you woke up and someone had cut off your cock?

[Juliuscaesar]

You wake up at noon with blood spurting out what used to be your dick.Feces is smeared all over the wall and you have a headache as blood shoots out your dick.You try to find your phone, but then you remember you let that girl you were with shove it up your ass.So..what do you do?..

 

[Alyssa Rose]

What would you do if you woke up and had a brain?
:dunno:

Really though, what would you do?

 

[Juliuscaesar]

Find a gun and pull the trigger.What's the fun in life if you don't got a dick?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did you just ask and answer your own question?

As to the question: What would I do if I woke up and someone had cut off my cock?

Bleed out.

 

[Member442]

Well if that ever happens to me it will definitely be one hell of a shock as I didn't have on to start with so if I suddenly had one and then it was gone I may die.

 

[Connor Macleod]

What would you do if you woke up and had a brain?

After getting help, track them down and spend about 3 days slowly killing them in the most painful way that I can imagine.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I'd go back to sleep.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Find it so that I could eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[gunslingingbird]

What would you do if you woke up and had a brain?

 

[Juliuscaesar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munbt8qpCiQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp

 

[Trident1]

Screw in a new one.

 

[biomech]

The sound of the chain saw would probably have woken me up first.



Get it? Chainsaw! Cuz my dick is so big! Amirite!
Anyone?
Meh, tough crowd.

 

[gunslingingbird]

The sound of the chain saw would probably have woken me up first.



Get it? Chainsaw! Cuz my dick is so big! Amirite!
Anyone?
Meh, tough crowd.

You mean the sound of the toe nail clippers would've woken you up? :tongue:

 

[biomech]

You mean the sound of the toe nail clippers would've woken you up? :tongue:

:crying::why:

 

[lurkingdirk]

You mean the sound of the toe nail clippers would've woken you up? :tongue:

That's a bit generous, isn't it?

Finger nail clippers, maybe.

 

[biomech]

That's a bit generous, isn't it?

Finger nail clippers, maybe.

You haven't complained before Sweet Cheeks. :nannerf1:

 

[bahodeme]

Find Oscar Goldman.

http://youtu.be/HoLs0V8T5AA

 

[squallumz]

what if what if what if

stfu!

 

[rock hard]

 

[busaguy79]

I'd put my arms up behind my back and as I lean back giving a big sigh and smile I would think to myself.......I love Tuesdays!!