What would you do if you woke up and someone had cut off your cock?

[monicasilver]

You wake up at noon with blood spurting out what used to be your dick.Feces is smeared all over the wall and you have a headache as blood shoots out your dick.You try to find your phone, but then you remember you let that girl you were with shove it up your ass.So..what do you do?..

Julius, you should have paid me as promised instead of skipping on the tab.

tsk tsk


:elaugh:

:eeew:

ukey:

 

[pete rose]

utter "et tu brute..."

 

[Tittyman5000]

Shit, Shower & Shave I Suppose :dunno:

 

[Rane1071]

Get out my sewing kit and do a Rambo and sew that bad-boy back on. Then I'd call a maid service to clean up. ..... and run away with out paying the bill (as usual).

 

[Ulysses31]

24 Posts in and no one has said call an ambulance or the cops

 

[mrtrebus]

You wake up at noon with blood spurting out what used to be your dick.Feces is smeared all over the wall and you have a headache as blood shoots out your dick.You try to find your phone, but then you remember you let that girl you were with shove it up your ass.So..what do you do?..

Probably expire from loss of blood/shock? :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Find it so that I could eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

:hatsoff:

 

[PirateKing]

First thing I do when I wake up is wank so....I guess I'd have to finger the spurting hole and see if I get any pleasure from it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

First thing I do when I wake up is wank so....I guess I'd have to finger the spurting hole and see if I get any pleasure from it.

According to the experts on the matter, chicks are hornier when they're on their period, and everything is more pleasurable at that time. I know a couple guys who have their Red Wings that say that their girls were really sensitive to pleasure at that time.

Knock yourself out, and report your findings back to us. :hybrid:

 

[busenbust]

You wake up at noon with blood spurting out what used to be your dick.Feces is smeared all over the wall and you have a headache as blood shoots out your dick.You try to find your phone, but then you remember you let that girl you were with shove it up your ass.So..what do you do?..

noon? really ? oh Jesus !

Probably expire from loss of blood/shock? :dunno:

^^:laugh:

 

[Starwhale]

Start taking female hormones.

 

[LukeEl]

I would just regrow a new one like the Lizard from Spiderman.

 

[grower_boy]

You wake up at noon with blood spurting out what used to be your dick.Feces is smeared all over the wall and you have a headache as blood shoots out your dick.You try to find your phone, but then you remember you let that girl you were with shove it up your ass.So..what do you do?..

Thanks for ruining pegging for me forever? :ban2:

 

[Straight Shooter]

No penis you say? Kill me now. I'd rather be dead than not have my cock.