What Type of Drunk is Your Woman or Man?

[LukeEl]

This question goes out to anyone on FO's pretty much a unisex question. I have dated and been in relationships with a Heinz 57 variety of women that when intoxicated have many different but singularly universail trait. Here is a sample of types of drunken women I have been involved with.

My Father Never Loved Me: She is the type of drunk, that pretty much pisses and moans about how daddy left mommy and mommy had a slew of deadbeat boyfriends. When said girl is drunk she has a tendency to tell you about all the birthdays her father missed, late child support payments, and her quest to find supportive male authority figure love.

I Need To Watch This Fight: This drunk regardless of how many drinks she has must be in the center of some civic fisticuffs going down at the drinking establishment of choice. This fighting is done by two meatheads of the opposit sex. Knowable traits that this female drunk has are screaming encouraging pharses such as "Kick his ass" and "Fuck Him Up". ***Warning*** this drunk is a gateway drunk to the "Fuck You If You Don't Think I am Beautiful I am Going To Kick Your Ass" type of drunk.


So I leave the rest up to you folks.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

My girl just falls asleep when she's drunk, anytime anywhere, no matter how noisy it is in there.

 

[Facetious]

Re: What type of drunk is your woman?

A happy drunk




.....I wish!!!
:lovecoupl

 

[Elwood70]

Re: What type of drunk is your woman?

A happy drunk

.....I wish!!!
:lovecoupl

My ex-wife was like that; she was also the only one that could keep up with me.


Then, she left-and said (to others) that the booze was the reason.

 

[busaguy79]

My GF is a happy very sexual drunk! She doesn't start taking her clothes off in front of everyone or anything like that but when we get home or when we head to bed its game on! WooHoo!

 

[CunningStunts]

Most of the time my gf is a pretty fun drunk and like me, she gets horny as hell and we usually have some great, long sex sessions when we get home!

Sometimes, however, she can take a small thing I or someone else does and turn it it into the worst offense ever and really ruin our night over something stupid... happens about once ever 6 weeks or so. I've learned that the best thing to so is to not argue with people when they are drunk and just leave.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Bitch doesnt drink... It's a fucking tragedy.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

She is definitely a horny drunk.

 

[squallumz]

she never drinks, but when she does, its like a 2 drink affair then shes all drunk. i dont know how its possible, but it is. then she gets dirty. ive heard the naughtiest things come out of her mouth when shes tipsy.

we will be putting it to the test in a couple of days when a certain pornstar comes to visit.

details to come.

 

[lurkingdirk]

BlueBalls is on the wagon. He was forced into it by the crown - it turns out that intoxication is not a justification for shitting on the queen.