What the most embarrassing/weirdest place you wanked?

[gtz101]

4. this was my favourite wank of all time, no doubt: i woke up pretty early at a friends house, got on the internet and started browsing some porno. i was getting fucking horny, so headed off to the toilet to relieve myself. on my way there I saw where a girl who was also staying at the house had left her clothes from the night before. this girl is so hot, I mean she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen in the flesh. I saw an opportunity, so grabbed her skimpy little top and took it with me into the toilet, where I rubbed myself crazy with it wrapped round my cock as I did it. as i came, I hung it over my face and it smelt like she was right there!
such an incredible orgasm, I think about it every time I see her!

Did she ever find out who did it though?

 

[Sab]

Portable Potty.

 

[Skyraider22]

Well I was at work at the Holiday Inn and there is a ballroom at the tail in of the hotel and the lights are always out in the ballroom. So I was like why not so I went in had a nice wank.:thumbsup:

 

[stampede2873]

When I was 17 I used to work behind the main desk of a Fitness Center. I could see some of the women doing aerobics, there was this one woman that had an amazing ass. I couldn't help myself. Right there behind the desk while customers were walking by. I used one of the towels behind the desk to clean up.

Ah... memories.

 

[knowerthefucker]

in class, or in the middle of a field

 

[girk1]

While driving along in car.

 

[BlueBalls]

My hand

 

[Torre82]

At my mom's workplace. This one time I just couldnt handle it and told everyone to leave the room. I locked the door, opened a vanity fair mag and proceeded to make a mess. Go figure I could've just pounced on the girl that was there, but at the time I didnt know she wanted to ride my white horse. :shrug:

Oh wait a tick.. that doesnt count because I was never actually embarassed. Just ill-at-ease with wanking in a strange... public.. easily-found place.

 

[LBP 76]

The womb.

 

[Torre82]

The womb.

Incestuous turn in the topic!

 

[LBP 76]

Incestuous turn in the topic!

ummm....I was carried to term by a surrogate mother?

Yeah, that's it.

 

[Torre82]

ummm....I was carried to term by a surrogate mother?

Yeah, that's it.

Uh huh, sure. Ya know.. dad's gonna be PISSED when he finds out.

On-topic: I gotta say one of the hardest wanks I've ever worked for was at basic training in the bathroom stalls while everyone else was showering, doing the morning routine or whatever. They just kept blabbing and joking and dammit, too much sausage and not enough fish for a proper wank. :sigh: Glad those days are long-gone. Eh.. mostly glad. My military time certainly left an impression, tho...