jeez, I've had some weird wanks in my time...
1. a friends parents bed - they popped out to the shops and i took an FHM in and bust out a quicky. As I recall, it was over Melaine Skyes!
2. on the Eurostar heading back from Paris
3. at school - hasn't everyone done that?!
4. this was my favourite wank of all time, no doubt: i woke up pretty early at a friends house, got on the internet and started browsing some porno. i was getting fucking horny, so headed off to the toilet to relieve myself. on my way there I saw where a girl who was also staying at the house had left her clothes from the night before. this girl is so hot, I mean she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen in the flesh. I saw an opportunity, so grabbed her skimpy little top and took it with me into the toilet, where I rubbed myself crazy with it wrapped round my cock as I did it. as i came, I hung it over my face and it smelt like she was right there!
such an incredible orgasm, I think about it every time I see her!