What the most embarrassing/weirdest place you wanked?

In the butt.

*runs away*
 
When I was little boy in Grammar school, I always went by the very best rule. But every time the bell would ring, you'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling!
 
I'm waiting for someone to say , "in a confessional at church." You would be moaning and breathing heavy and all and the priest on the other side, not knowing what was going on, would start performing a exorcism on your horny ass.
 
Outside ChefChiTown's window!:eek:

Seriously, when I was 14 I was reading "The Surgeon General's Report on Pornography" and I wanked in the library's "Quiet Room".
 
that must have been a hell of a book :thumbsup:
 
that must have been a hell of a book :thumbsup:

It was! I have never read anything more incredibly descriptive about sex acts before or since. It was over 2,000 pages (no pics though) and about half of it was simply describing sex acts that were depicted in photos or providing the texts from pornographic books. Alot of what was described was illegal stuff that the government had seized, which as you can imagine at 14, just blew my mind!:eek: Thinking back, it's amazing the crap that turned me on back then.
 
jeez, I've had some weird wanks in my time...

1. a friends parents bed - they popped out to the shops and i took an FHM in and bust out a quicky. As I recall, it was over Melaine Skyes!
2. on the Eurostar heading back from Paris
3. at school - hasn't everyone done that?!

4. this was my favourite wank of all time, no doubt: i woke up pretty early at a friends house, got on the internet and started browsing some porno. i was getting fucking horny, so headed off to the toilet to relieve myself. on my way there I saw where a girl who was also staying at the house had left her clothes from the night before. this girl is so hot, I mean she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen in the flesh. I saw an opportunity, so grabbed her skimpy little top and took it with me into the toilet, where I rubbed myself crazy with it wrapped round my cock as I did it. as i came, I hung it over my face and it smelt like she was right there!
such an incredible orgasm, I think about it every time I see her!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
in a church
 

RealMenSwallow

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The top bunk of a bunk bed while somebody was asleep on the bottom bunk. I'm very sneaky! ;) :D
 
^ Masturbation.


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