What the most embarrassing/weirdest place you wanked?

Ok, I thought I'll liven up this place for once....:)

Right, I will have a go at this one first....

It was in my local public library in the reference room.

I know you may think this is crazy but yes I did it in the corner on some of the shelves.

I just couldn't resist it. In fact when you do it in weird places, its even better feeling. :)
 
Well, I fingered my pussy once in an elevator. Just before getting to my floor it stoped one level under. I was fingering my cunt real hard and this guy came in. His eyes went like :eek: . The elevator doors closed and up it was going to my floor when He stoped it and told me he loved watching me finger myself and wanted me to finish the job, so I did and fingered myself to extacy before his eyes. Good thing I was at my floor because I had cunt juice dripping down my legs lolll . It's a good thing it happened because now he's one of my regulars. Maybe I should of done that 4 years ago when I started there. My clientele would of been built within a week :1orglaugh
 
michelle_lopez said:
Well, I fingered my pussy once in an elevator. Just before getting to my floor it stoped one level under. I was fingering my cunt real hard and this guy came in. His eyes went like :eek: . The elevator doors closed and up it was going to my floor when He stoped it and told me he loved watching me finger myself and wanted me to finish the job, so I did and fingered myself to extacy before his eyes. Good thing I was at my floor because I had cunt juice dripping down my legs lolll . It's a good thing it happened because now he's one of my regulars. Maybe I should of done that 4 years ago when I started there. My clientele would of been built within a week :1orglaugh

Wow, sounds pretty hot. I would've walked in and said "You probably should let me give you a hand with that".
 
arealous said:
Wow, sounds pretty hot. I would've walked in and said "You probably should let me give you a hand with that".

I was so horny at that moment, that I probably would of said yes. Nothing like a good pussy munching and the rest of it would of worked itself out the way it should :rolleyes:
 
I once tried to do it in school in my classroom, under the table (on a girls leg) but it was very risky. Could have got caught. :)
 
In the restroom at a strip club. The dancer gave me such a great dance, I got so turned on, that I had to go and release some tension.
 
Let me see.

Toilets: on a train, in school, at a cafe, several friend's houses (one time with my friend passed out drunk in the bath next to me), at a museum (on a school trip), one of those cramped ones on a long distance bus ride and about 2 hours ago in my own bathroom.

Public: Park benches, behind trees, in bushes (claiming I was peeing), in the car while my dad was like 15 feet away talking to someone and in an alley at about 2:30am going home from a night out.

Other places: A boyfriend's sofa while he watched ( his parents were in the kitchen), sitting on my bedroom window sill, in bed next to my sleeping friend and on the washing machine.

:D
 
So, you might qualify as an American after all?

********** said:
I can't remember. Everywhere. I got Julie off with my hand in her panties leaning up against the display cabinet holding the Declaration of Independence in the National Archives in DC. I SWEAR that is true.
I knew you had American blood! ;) I can think of no other place that would be a more appropriate place for public sex than the main hall of the National Archives! Right next to the DoI no less!

Nice one!

I hope she left a little "flavor" on the copy of the Magna Carta on her way out too! I mean, you can't give all her credit to just us Americans. ;)
 
In my car, before buying groceries.:rofl:

I made sure I washed the fruit I bought, can't say the same for the people who bought the other stuff I touched.
 

kib345

Banned
I actually, believe it or not, wanked inside a girls coat (inside the arm bit) hanging in the changing room at work. When she wore her coat at the end, my cum was on her forearm. It was the greatest feeling ever but luckily they never found out who did it.

She was absolutely gobsmacked when my cum was on her arm.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
outside, walking home from a heavy drinking session... think i stopped behind a tree. i wasnt even horny or slighty up for it, i just thought "HAHA, i know what would be funny right now... a wank!"

took me about 1 hour
 
I've wanked on the highest hill in my town, early in the morning.

It's a pretty cool free feeling wanking outside in public it must be said.
:rubbel:
 
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