What the hell Steven Seagal? You're supposed to uphold the law! Not break it!

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(don't you have "spell checker", or an education?)



Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind, and in your mind. To most everyone else he is a self important cheese bag with zero talent. You can tell he thinks of himself as being really cool and mysterious, its no mystery to me how much he sucks. As for his martial arts background, Akido is joke when it comes to real fighting. He would be destroyed in a real fight against a mediocre boxer and he knows it. He is a fraud and he has made a fortune convincing people like you that he is worth a shit at anything.
 
Actually I'd like to point out that I don't have any skeletons in my closet. Just putting it out there. I don't know what skeletons you have in your closet but I have clothes in mine.

Good lad! Everybody knows you keep skeletons in the crawlspace under your house, between the walls, or a lake 25 miles away from point of death.

Why people put them in the closet is beyond me. Idiots! Maybe it is a metaphor for coming out of the closet.

Oh no I di'n't! :cool:
 

Philbert

Banned
Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind, and in your mind. To most everyone else he is a self important cheese bag with zero talent. You can tell he thinks of himself as being really cool and mysterious, its no mystery to me how much he sucks. As for his martial arts background, Akido is joke when it comes to real fighting. He would be destroyed in a real fight against a mediocre boxer and he knows it. He is a fraud and he has made a fortune convincing people like you that he is worth a shit at anything.

Obviously you have gone straight to dire poverty by not convincing anyone of anything...
I never actually sent any money to Steven Seagal, but I would PAY real money to see you whup up on a 7th Dan Akido Master...

Would you use your flapping lips, or an actual closed fist strike?:rofl2:
 
Obviously you have gone straight to dire poverty by not convincing anyone of anything...
I never actually sent any money to Steven Seagal, but I would PAY real money to see you whup up on a 7th Dan Akido Master...

Would you use your flapping lips, or an actual closed fist strike?:rofl2:

It doesnt actually matter what anyone says to you does it? You dont acknowledge any other persons arguement and dismiss it to somehow make yourself feel your opinion is indominatable.

People are going to disagree with you, accept it.
 
A 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido dojo in Japan.

In total, his movies have earned in excess of $923 million worldwide. In addition to his professional achievements, he is also known as an environmentalist, an animal rights activist and a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso, and the Tibetan independence movement.

Yeah...a real has-been and a washed-up actor. Super asshole, too...:rolleyes:

Actually, sounds like a lot of loser types jealous that Steven has so much and they don't...so some Bimbo claims whatever, and people who should know better suddenly know what happened, and heap shit on Steven.
Seagal...is so much of a real deal, most of ya'll have no earthly clue how far above you he is.

A lot...


Oh funny. Don't want to start a flame war, but I suppose your source doesn't mention that the only reason he became that first gaijin instructor was that he married the head of the organization's daughter. Then divorced her as soon as his string of dojo's were established and he took over. I've never trained with his students, I don't know him, I just get info from people who have dealt with him. He's an accomplished douchebag, but a doucebag all the same. Did the Hightlight's Wiki also mention the time he spent in Laos and Cambodia working for the CIA? No? Well that's one of his famous claims also.
 
Laws are made to be broken :)
 

Philbert

Banned
It doesnt actually matter what anyone says to you does it? You dont acknowledge any other persons arguement and dismiss it to somehow make yourself feel your opinion is indominatable.

People are going to disagree with you, accept it.

Awwww...someone got their feelings hurt...!
Learn to live with the pain, child.:D

Sucks to be sensitive...:rofl:
 

Philbert

Banned
Oh funny. Don't want to start a flame war, but I suppose your source doesn't mention that the only reason he became that first gaijin instructor was that he married the head of the organization's daughter. Then divorced her as soon as his string of dojo's were established and he took over. I've never trained with his students, I don't know him, I just get info from people who have dealt with him. He's an accomplished douchebag, but a doucebag all the same. Did the Hightlight's Wiki also mention the time he spent in Laos and Cambodia working for the CIA? No? Well that's one of his famous claims also.

But...you're not one of those people who know shit...just in effect a rumorcarrier and a window shopper.
So what if you think this and that...it means less than a reasoned guess does.
You know nothing, but assume unfounded facts and run with them.
The only reason? I've seen Steven's early demos and he made some pretty proper moves in the Dojo...I wonder how far you have actually gone in Aiki-Do and how much of a douchebag you and your "info people" are?
Judging from the allegations you unfoundedly propound, the aforementioned group would rank pretty high.
A bad 3rd Dan master is miles above wanna-bes like yourself...that is a fact.
 
Awwww...someone got their feelings hurt...!
Learn to live with the pain, child.:D

Sucks to be sensitive...:rofl:

Hate to dampen your pride, but I wasnt actually meaning my posts. I was referring to the other posts you replied to with a healthy dose of ignorance.
 

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Steven seagul teabagged a golden eagle for some people outside a cathedral.
 

Philbert

Banned
Hate to dampen your pride, but I wasnt actually meaning my posts. I was referring to the other posts you replied to with a healthy dose of ignorance.

Claim all you want to, but it's not really meaningful generically claiming to be referring to other posts without pointing out the specific words used...in other words, dancing around the truth by claiming you meant something else.
I have a bunch of things I don't know a lot about, but I post what I am confident is true, or true enough...the ignorance is all yours.
Again...:sleep:

You effect my pride not at all...you are a sometimes, "sniping" poster without a lot to add to any discussion I've seen you join in.
Almost a doppleganger to question and bean-laden, and equally rational at the level of Hellraisin.
Not someone effecting my confidence or self-esteem in any degree.:rofl:
 

Philbert

Banned
Hi-lalrious. You reveal yourself to be a complete moron. In Aikido the black belt dan rankings are only earned up to 3rd Dan. Anything above that is AWARDED by Hombu Dojo in Japan for achivements in Aikido or spreading the budo. It's not like you test out for 5th Dan.

Obviously you're a twit. And you remind me a lot of an ex-sensei I know who thought he was a god in his own mind too. I trained for three years plus change, attended seminars in and out of the country, and drank with Sensei's who know and have trained with Sensei Segal or his sempai. Sinice you're the rank expert, where would someone with ~800 hours of training be slotted? Now, go watch some more youtube clips and read the wiki articles. You can also get some good books on ebay, or I'll sell you the ones you need so you don't sound like the typical 16 year old who's watched Kill Bill and thinks they know it all. Please respond, you're posts are the hightligh of my day and many other aikidoka and ex-aikidoka.

(Sorry...unlike yourself I don't hang around on YouTube or Ebay.)

Wow...so, you show other unspiritual aikidoka your posts on FreeOnes? All the fine threads, like " When does "big tits" start for you? "," Who made you cum today?","are you heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual ? (BE HONEST!)", and the ever popular hot topic "Hooters - in China ??!!??!!"...you gather all your buds around and share my posts with them, proud to show the intellectual level of 'Net discussions you partake in?:rofl:
I really believe you do that, lame as you seem to be...:thumbsup:
I have read some writings before by Morihei Ueshiba, the creator of Aikido, particularly his 3 moments of enlightenment; good to think on, but my favorite was someone who wrote about how "experience is not really the best teacher, as having the test before the lesson is not a wise course to follow" (something along those lines); some wisdom you probably don't get at all, low level as you seem to be in the spiritually enlightened department.
Where can I find some writings that suggest a strong path would be to denigrate a Sensei, or disparage someones skills and accomplishments from 2nd hand rumor and opinions of people who actually knew the Master, and had issues with them?
Also, can you direct me to some structured literature where it says a Dad would appoint someone to 3 higher Dans of Aikido without their actually having the skills justifying the ranking? I wonder how all the other Masters would feel about Steven being raised to such an elevated level without any skills to justify it other than to have married a daughter?
I mean, wouldn't everyone in Japan want to study in a Dojo of a disgraceful Master who actually was a 2nd rate 3rd Dan Sensei?
And of course, those are your words, not mine, so does that make you the actual "complete moron"?
You do strike me as the type of student who joins a "Kung Fu school" to learn to break boards...:sleep:
As any other person who flings such silly insults at me as "complete moron", your obvious ignorance and inability to compete on a purely verbal level is noteworthy, and I'm sure you will grace the site with more deep insights and spiritual boastings on your high level of Martial Arts accomplishments... :jester:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
A 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido dojo in Japan.

In total, his movies have earned in excess of $923 million worldwide. In addition to his professional achievements, he is also known as an environmentalist, an animal rights activist and a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso, and the Tibetan independence movement.

Yeah...a real has-been and a washed-up actor. Super asshole, too...:rolleyes:

Now is where we point out a few flaws in the post above.

A. The fact that Seagal is a seventh dan black belt in Aikido has no impact on whether or not he is washed up as a film star. Furthermore, this was when he was younger - I'm sure he is still a master, but not at the level he used to be.

B. His movies have earned $923 million dollars. Yes, but when were the majority of his movies released? The nineties. Where are his new movies now? The bargain bin.

How do we define washed-up? According to the internet:

1. No longer successful or needed; finished.

Now, let's recap, because I'm not sure if you are still following.

1. Seagal was a big box office draw - in the nineties.
2. His movies made tons of money - in the nineties.
3. All of his movies since 2002 have been straight-to-DVD.

When you look at it like this, you see a huge drop in success, do you not? It doesn't matter if he is a master at Aikido, or he is an activist. His film career is a joke nowadays; he is a washed-up actor. Is he a washed up human being? No, of course not; he (as well as Van Damme) worked very hard to get to where they were and where they are, and that can't be argued. But as film stars? Yes, they are.

And while I'm at it, I have to ask all the Seagal fans (All none of you): has Seagal ever made a critically acclaimed movie? Because Jean Claude did. :2 cents:
 
The plural of spouse is spice.

Think about that when you spend the next several hours attempting to draft something witty. As for me, I still think he's a douchebag.
 

Philbert

Banned
The plural of spouse is spice.

Think about that when you spend the next several hours attempting to draft something witty. As for me, I still think he's a douchebag.

Likewise, I still think the same of you...with much more actual proof of fact.

You have a very simple level of humor, like an eight year old...however, I don't get my comedy from the Disney Channel. :rofl:

Think of that while trying to sound wise and grown up the next few days...attempting to sound like a big boy in your posts.
And be sure to share with your other big boy friends the sheer humor of your renderings here on FreeOnes.:sleep:
 
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