what´s the best name for a penis, why?

I call mine Andronicus. :D
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Suzanne
 
I've dubbed mine Bruiser. Really I have.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Dr. Wellington Oppenheimer Francisco Montevideo Morales III.

Why? Because I fuckin' said so.
 
I call it my bindlywink dobblewobber because I like to pretend I'm Australian when I fuck my Sheila. She loves when I slide my hard bindlywink dobblewobber into her hot, wet hidgeridank scrumwupper.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
:wtf:
 
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