what´s the best name for a penis, why?

[Icewater Jones]

I call mine The Silencer.

I use it make chicks stop talking by sticking it in one hole, and take their breath away when I stick it in another.

 

[mrtrebus]

Actually, mine is called Justin. . .

 

[Ray Ecks]

Pee Pee

 

[The Grasshopper]

I call it my bindlywink dobblewobber because I like to pretend I'm Australian when I fuck my Sheila. She loves when I slide my hard bindlywink dobblewobber into her hot, wet hidgeridank scrumwupper.

:1orglaugh

 

[316sherm]

Spike

 

[Member442]

They all get the same name Cock.

i just call mine jr

Thats so cute.

 

[rock hard]

I call mine Ant, when he is just hanging out. But when he gets bowed up and is ready to get into the game he goes by his full name.....Antidisestablishmentarianism

 

[meesterperfect]

I say penis in formal situations.
Dick in casual.
And Cock during red hot monkey love, aka sex.

In spanish its Pene.
I refuse to call my dick, Mi Pene.

 

[STDiva]

Alan

 

[Ulysses31]

Mighty Joe

 

[lurkingdirk]

"slang for penis" is going to be the name of my next band. effing awesome, isn't it?

by the way, mine is called, "the disappointer."

 

[GregCentauro]

Boris Johnson

... his creamy expectorations have a smooth sound to them but the taste is just plain aweful. :throwup:

 

[Smallville417]

I wouldn't name my dick.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I wouldn't name my dick.

I did for you. It's called "queef."

 

[Ulysses31]

The Littlest Hobo