What pisses you off?

When a friend will let you know about something serious that's happened or when they're really sick and then won't say anything when you try and see how things are going or how they're doing, no emails, nothin til weeks or months later. :wtf::mad:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
My fucking job! Oh wait, I think I already posted that before in this thread.
 
Waiting in line at the grocery store, and some guy/girl in front of you is taking their sweet time counting the exact change. This is the express line mutha fucka.
 
Waiting in line at the grocery store, and some guy/girl in front of you is taking their sweet time counting the exact change. This is the express line mutha fucka.

That's why I always go for the express checkout if they have those available. I ring up my items and pay, I'm out of the store in under a minute.
 
people walking in front of you public places (malls, airports etc)who come to a sudden dead stop causing you to almost trip over their dumb asses. I wanna smack em with a lead pipe!

also works for people driving... you know the ones driving 20 mph in a 50mph zone for no reason then cutting over 4 lanes with no warning. <--- this is the reason I could never have a hood mounted minigun :elaugh:
 

Facetious

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Waiting in line at the grocery store, and some guy/girl in front of you is taking their sweet time counting the exact change. This is the express line mutha fucka.

Old ladies in the express grocery store check out line with a handful of various coupons to redeem... :facepalm:
...after everything is finally squared away, t.h.e.n. they begin the journey rummaging through their purse for their eyeglasses, a pen and their checkbook. :mad: :rolleyes:
 

Facetious

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Hackers and other assholes that spend their time fucking with people from behind their computers rather than living their own lives and bettering themselves so that become happy people rather than the miserable losers they are.:mad:

I know what you mean, you just described my neighbor, Chuck....
Hi, Chuck R. :wave2::thefinger: :ak47:
 
When I'm playing Skyrim, or any RPG and my asshole companion stands in the middle of the doorway so I can't get out!!
That's when you pull out the nastiest spell you have and hit em with it. If skyrim and oblivion are anything alike then nothing says obey-me like a shocking touch spell :)
 
Two things.

1. When You sell something on kijiji and the buyer can only pick it up before 9am. WTF is that?? Fine, I'll wake up 5 hours earlier than I'd like.

2. That same buyer shows up and doesn't have the right amount of cash. We agreed on $120. I thought ATM's gave out $20 bills, no? It seems like an easy number to pay out, so why show up with a $100 bill and a $50? Were you thinking if I don't have change you'd get it for $100?? Punk ass. Go and get the right amount!
 

FreeOnes_Anders

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People who don't leave room on the roads for motorcycles.

Stupid fucks.

People who decides to make a left turn while in a car when you´re coming down the road on a motorcycle... twice I´ve had to visit grainfields because of these eedjits.
 
C

cindy CD/TV

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Great stuff, y'all! :hatsoff:

Don't Get Mad, Get Glad!

Brilliant!! :bowdown: :clap: I never even thought of the slogan. Your post made me bust my gut laughing! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

word cindy, these vegans think they are being healthy when in reality they are just depriving themselves of nutrients. I'll glady eat my prime rib in front of a vegan without a shred of guilt :)

I should wear a shirt "For every animal you dont eat I'm going to eat 3" ;)

Well if they aren't going to eat it, there's no sense in letting it go to waste. Power to the omnivores! :goodpost:

Hackers and other assholes that spend their time fucking with people from behind their computers rather than living their own lives and bettering tehemselves so that become happy people rather than the miserable losers they are.:mad:

Seriously. What you said. :goodpost:

Old ladies in the express grocery store check out line with a handful of various coupons to redeem... :facepalm:
...after everything is finally squared away, t.h.e.n. they begin the journey rummaging through their purse for their eyeglasses, a pen and their checkbook. :mad: :rolleyes:

I always do a quick recon pass along the rows of check-out lines and assess the individuals in each before choosing one. If I see old people, I move on to the next line even if there are more people waiting. Just last weekend I was at the grocery store and saw a middle-aged woman with way too much heavy makeup -- she looked like a circus clown :eek: -- with a bad imitation kate gosselin spikey-punk hairstyle. She talked and talked and talked ... She blathered to her cashier, the people in front of her in line, the people behind her in line, the cashier in the next check-out aisle (the one I was in!). :hairpull: It's like, shut the fuck up, you crazy lady! People just want to pay for their shit and go! SHUT UP! :scream: :mad:
 
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