Old woman at the supermarket. One moment you try to choose some vegetables and you suddenly see this old bat squeeze all kind of vegetables - like these are Rebekah Dee's tits or something - just to figure out if the vegetables are ripe. But then she puts it back. Yummie.
So you go for the cheese... She slowly comes your way with her shopping cart and you decide to take a step back so she can get past you. She says "thank you"... and stops her fucking shopping cart right in front of you to look at the same cheeses you just did. So you bugger off and do the rest of your shopping list.
Off to the pay desk. Who's in front of you? Right! The old fart!
She keeps staring at the cashier while he's doing his job as if he's trying to steel something. And only after when he says "it's 23€ and 15 cents" she starts to put all her stuff in a bag...
When she's finished she looks at the man and asks "How much is it?". Great! Now we are getting somewhere! But nooooo, she has to get all the things out of her bag again because her purse is on the bottom of the bag.
Off course she pays with all the smallest bills and smallest coins she can find.
"That's one..... two.... what is this coin, I can't see it, my eyes you know..."
And after 15 minutes of counting coins the old bat hasn't got enough small coins so she has to pay with a large bill anyway.
Once paid she puts all her stuff again in the bag and keeps standing in the way while the cashier is scanning your stuff. Once again you have to wait till she buggers of.
JUST... GET...THE FUCK... OUT!