What pisses you off?

[RealMenSwallow]

Tabloids, television, tiny tits, stale tortillas, terrorists, and teletubbies. Today's pissed off message brought to you by the letter T.

 

[Ace Bandage]

People over the age of 25 who still blast rap music out of their car. Really? Grow the fuck up. You're not in high school anymore. And this music sucks ass. Here's a conversation I had with a friend of mine last week.

(he pulls up in his Accord with the windows down and blasting some rap song)

Me: The fuck is this shit? Are you in high school?
Him: This is a great song.
Me: Really, who the fuck is it?
Him: (insert name of chart topping rapper)
Me: Oh, really? Well, he fucking sucks and so does his music.
Him: It's the #1 song in the country. You're telling me that the #1 song in the country sucks?
Me: Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you. Grow the fuck up. We graduated college, Peter Pan.
Him: Fuck you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What pisses me off are people who tell me what kind of music I may and may not like, and how loudly I'm allowed to play it.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

Loud people are invariably stupid.

That's not to say that all quiet people are clever.

But loud people are all as thick as pigshit.

That is not in doubt.

 

[busenbust]

spiteful people !

 

[STDiva]

When a certain cable company has technical problems and the entire city has no cable for the entire day. I didn't want to watch college basketball anyway.

 

[Born2Jizz]

How fucking fickle girls can be... :thefinger

 

[FrostyBoy]

White backgrounds in model shoots.

 

[Born2Jizz]

White backgrounds in model shoots.

Why? :dunno:

 

[emceeemcee]

I hate to break this one to you, but the calorie counting is not a myth. That Jenny Craig and Weightwatchers is just a scam that you can do for yourself for free.

I'm using a free app, I've been meticulously counting the calorie value in food to watch the totals. The past several months, I've lost a total exceeding 40 pounds. Total truth. I actually annoy people I go to lunch with when I tell them what's in that food.
I've also cut out all fast food, soda and drink a damn gallon of water a day.

Simple rules. 2000 calories a day or less, 2400 mgs of sodium a day max. I now only consume around 1300 calories a day and I feel fine. Slightly more in sodium.

When you go eat those macho nachos or that double cheese hamburger, you just ate the equivalent of 3/4 of your days total allowance and double that amount in sodium, which can be worse for you in one sitting. (Not counting the fries)

But you also ate breakfast and you'll eat dinner. You Might just eat the same thing. So by the end of the day you've eaten over 4000 calories and 5000 mgs of salt. That's not counting the snacking, the starbucks coffee, the soda... Which by the way gives you kidney stones and brittle bones when you age.

So think it's a myth if you want. Responsible eating, and knowing what you're eating is not a myth.

Enjoy the starvation diet.

Meanwhile, people are enjoying life and eating as much as they want, losing more weight than you and most likely ending up with a better cholesterol profile.

p.s why are you cutting back on salt? Because the government said it caused high blood pressure? That's bollocks as well.

 

[Facetious]

Online vendors that don't offer their prospective customers an option of purchasing items without first opening an account. :flame:

White backgrounds in model shoots.

What about white backgrounds in ethnic African female model shoots if you like your contrast so much? :tongue:

 

[Facetious]

When our local monopoly cable company offers high speed isp, tv, and land wire phone service at
''one reasonable rate'' . . . that is,*for the first 2 or 3 months. . . and when you contact them for service, they give you an 8 hour window time frame for their arrival .. . and when they finally arrive, you look at the clock and realize that you didn't have to take a day off work after all.

Seriously, this didn't happen to me, it happened to a g/f. . . I guess what pissed me off about the whole thing was that I had to hear about it

 

[Facetious]

11.2 oz. bottles of beer :Flame::ak47:

Dayom Kiwis!

 

[forrest26]

rep, and the people who ask for it are fucking sad!

 

[Kingfisher]

Enjoy the starvation diet.

Meanwhile, people are enjoying life and eating as much as they want, losing more weight than you and most likely ending up with a better cholesterol profile.

p.s why are you cutting back on salt? Because the government said it caused high blood pressure? That's bollocks as well.

The salt you consume, merges with your body, enters into your blood stream, scratching the walls of your arteries, causing the cholesterol to stick, eventually causing a buildup then a clot. I have lost weight counting the calories and values, it is extremely evident.

Personally, I could give a flying fuck about what the government says or thinks. I'm going on what feels right. I could also care fucking less if I have cancer. I'm not afraid of that shit at all.
And I very highly doubt that family of 4 all eating the biggest things on the menu are doing better than I.

 

[Automate]

Planned obsolescence and the culture of disposable consumer goods. I don't want to drown in a landfill of useless, cheaply produced shit that doesn't work well at any point and completely breaks the moment you even look at it the wrong way.

 

[CunningStunts]

People who take too fuckin long ordering at the coffee house.... delaying me from enjoying my regular ol' coffee... if it takes you more than 3 words to order a beverage = fail.

 

[STDiva]

The fact that I'll never have sex with the Florida Gator cheerleaders.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

Middle-management bullshit - it's usually couched in the form of vacuous questions:

"What are we trying to achieve?"
"How can we take this forwards?"
"Can we bring closure to this?"
"Anyone for a comfort break?"
"Is there an issue here?"

Jesus, I could go on forever.

And ever.

 

[Violator79]

One day it's nice out and I can wear shorts. The next it's fucking freezing and I get a bad sinus headache! Weather, make up your mind already!