Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
declining sex drive
Have you tried looking at Janet, rather than Jack?
declining sex drive
Someone's car alarm went off in the middle of the night for what felt like half an hour.
I'm trying to watch The Misfits videos on YouTube but I get shitty advertisements for shitty hip hop artists. Can't they at least match my interests? It's owned by Google, no? I've even linked my YouTube account with my Google account and I'm still forced to endure this garbage. I thought Google was all about posting ads matching your search history and shit like that.
Rage
When my friends and family and go out for 'discount' food (2-4-1 wings, free appetizers etc) and they order water to drink. Cheap cunts, man. We went to the poolhall tonight, pool is free every Monday, I order a pint and my brother and his friend get water. Not even a coke, coffee, anything. So not only are we taking up tables that actually paying customers could use, the server assumes were all cheap and I get shit service for the rest of the night.
I have a friend who only gets water with his food and pays to the cent. No tip ever. The server is hustling, bringing his slob ass plate after plate of wings, and the guy refuses to tip. Piece of shit.
I also hate people who undertip and people who calculate exactly 15% and tip to the penny.
Rage.
So - you're saying that I should tip Dirk for the fantastic rim-job he gave me last night?
People who sneeze more than 3 times, really really gets me angry for some reason.