What NFL coach would you least like to face in a bar fight?

[Hot Mega]

I've always thought that Mike Singletary would be a real badass in a bar fight.

:dito:Not because you'd fear the ass kicking so much..but then rev. Singletary would sit on top of your chest while you're laying there gushing blood and quote scriptures to you as to why he unleashed a can on you.

 

[316sherm]

That's easy...Ditka!

 

[Ike Stain]

If we're counting ex-coaches in their prime, Ditka would have to be right there as well.

Mike Ditka looks like he would fuck some shit up.

That's easy...Ditka!

Everybody keep saying Ditka, but I gotta say, as fearsome as he was on the field, off the field of play, off it he just strikes me as a big Polish teddy-bear.

 

[PlumpRump]

:dito:Not because you'd fear the ass kicking so much..but then rev. Singletary would sit on top of your chest while you're laying there gushing blood and quote scriptures to you as to why he unleashed a can on you.

Agreed. With that big wooden cross he wears, dangling in your face.

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[Basedow]

Cable looks like he's not above punching someone in the throat.

 

[Ike Stain]

Cable looks like he's not above punching someone in the throat.

And that's just the opening move.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Todd Haley.

 

[phanto_1985]

Dennis Green because he isn't what he thought he was....

 

[dbradford8589]

Andy Reed is a tough looking guy and he's a large guy as well.

 

[Ike Stain]

Andy Reed is a tough looking guy and he's a large guy as well.

No fucking doubt. No fucking doubt.

 

[Facetious]

Bum Phillips

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Mike Singeltary. I'd have to kick that dude in the balls if I got into it with him - that would be the only way I could take him down. :elaugh:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Mike Holmegren in his Packer days, dude was pretty big! I'd like to fight the Redskins old coach Joe Gibbs lol he looks like he could take a couple

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I've always thought that Mike Singletary would be a real badass in a bar fight.

Yeah. They don't call him Samurai Mike for nothing. In my experiences, fucking with someone that has a well known bad ass nickname isn't usually a good idea. Which means that Paul "Bear" Bryant would have probably been hell to deal with in a fight as well.

 

[Jagger69]

Which means that Paul "Bear" Bryant would have probably been hell to deal with in a fight as well.

Nope. Smoked way too many Chesterfields to have any stamina.

 

[Ike Stain]

Yeah. They don't call him Samurai Mike for nothing. In my experiences, fucking with someone that has a well known bad ass nickname isn't usually a good idea. Which means that Paul "Bear" Bryant would have probably been hell to deal with in a fight as well.

Yeah. plus he's fighting with the power of the lord on his side. That's a pretty tough combo to beat.

 

[beauregard]

Jack Del Rio.

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Dude is still ripped from his playing days.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Hmm the NFL has it's share of crazy ass coaches. I have to go with Shanahan, dude always looks pissed off.

 

[Ike Stain]

Jack Del Rio.
Dude is still ripped from his playing days.

True that. AND he looks like he wouldn't be above a dominance butt-fucking
(which, incidentally, is about the last thing you want to have happen after
you've just had your ass thoroughly kicked.)

 

[Ike Stain]

Hmm the NFL has it's share of crazy ass coaches. I have to go with Shanahan, dude always looks pissed off.

And the crazy eyes, right?

He's may be smiling, but do you really want to mess with that?

I'll take an ass-whipping by Singletary any day of the week,
'cause at least he's gonna stop at some point.

Shanahan? There's just no telling what he is capable of.