What kind of dirty talk do you guys like to hear?

[Harley Spencer]

Yeah. For all that stuff I put up there, the horniest noise that ever came out of my ex was "uh huh?" when I was getting near blowing a load inside, usually followed by lip biting or teeth baring. It simultaneously conveyed two feelings :

(1) I know you're going to cum. I can feel it.
(2) You're going to cum, aren't you? I WANT you to cum.

Remarkably, she always knew I was going to blow a good few seconds before I knew I was even getting close. I lost count of how many times I thought "no chance woman. We're going all night toni.... oh, wait. Fuck. No we aren't....."

Awww... but you could always go for round two!

 

[Deepcover]

Haven't really thought about it, just use to hearing her moan. "YES! YES! YES!" just like Onnatop

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Yeah. For all that stuff I put up there, the horniest noise that ever came out of my ex was "uh huh?" when I was getting near blowing a load inside, usually followed by lip biting or teeth baring.

Well, think about it for a minute...

If the person you're with is clearheaded enough to start tossing some potentially Pulitzer prize winning filth... really, how into it could they really be? I mean, if you've got the presence of mind to come up with some award winning dirty talk maybe you should take a minute on concentrate on what we're actually supposed to be doing here! I mean, aren't you supposed to be fucking each others brains out? Clearly if there's serious dirty talking going on those brains need to be more thoroughly ousted by the aforementioned fucking. :dunno:

 

[ArsErotika]

For me, sex is so mental that I need some part of the experience to be communicated verbally as much as physically. It's an expression of lust and intent and it's meant to arouse. It's part of the buildup (not so much a during the height of ecstasy... that's too cerebral). But I need to express it. I need to hear it expressed. It's essential in my book to having a connection. I simply can't function solely on a physical level without it.

That's not to say I require cliched porn dialog, or faux gasps and moans. Quite the contrary. I hate it in porn, I hate it in real life (unless it's for comedic effect... sex should also be fun, yes?).

It's so fucking easy to do it badly. But when it's done well, it's an incredible part of the experience. Ultimately it all has to be spontaneous and, most of all, sincere.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Well, think about it for a minute...
If the person you're with is clearheaded enough to start tossing some potentially Pulitzer prize winning filth... (snip)

I think I covered that here :

(3) Any expletives/exclamations from lady during the penetrative act that are short outbursts are very hot because they seem genuine, in the throes of proper ecstasy you are incapable of stringing sentences together.

Awww... but you could always go for round two!

This is true. It actually bums me out that the record only stands at three. I know there are lots of people with "the night of five times" or "we did it from sunset til sunrise" stories in their locker.... and I'm still stuck on three times.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

For me, sex is so mental that I need some part of the experience to be communicated verbally as much as physically. It's an expression of lust and intent and it's meant to arouse. It's part of the buildup (not so much a during the height of ecstasy... that's too cerebral). But I need to express it. I need to hear it expressed. It's essential in my book to having a connection. I simply can't function solely on a physical level without it.

See, I don't understand this.

Physical expression is no less a form of communication than verbal expression. It can be just as complex, important and meaningful. Trust me on this. As someone who has Asperger's and finds it almost impossible to read body language in most social situations, I know exactly how important it is.

I'm curious as to why you'd need that verbal component. What do you feel is missing from the physical? What aren't you getting from that? How do you not feel connected through it?

 

[Deepcover]

Well, think about it for a minute...

If the person you're with is clearheaded enough to start tossing some potentially Pulitzer prize winning filth... really, how into it could they really be? I mean, if you've got the presence of mind to come up with some award winning dirty talk maybe you should take a minute on concentrate on what we're actually supposed to be doing here! I mean, aren't you supposed to be fucking each others brains out? Clearly if there's serious dirty talking going on those brains need to be more thoroughly ousted by the aforementioned fucking. :dunno:

No offense but is this clearly how you think when you're having sex? Idk but too much thinking isn't good for you.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I think I covered that here :

I wasn't countering what you said. More agreeing with it and the general suggestion that less can indeed be more.

No offense but is this clearly how you think when you're having sex? Idk but too much thinking isn't good for you.

I'm not sure you read what I wrote correctly...

 

[ArsErotika]

Because to me, there is no more powerful sexual organ in the human body than the mind. And if you can arouse and excite a person through their imagination without ever touching them, then when it becomes wholly physical, the experience is amplified because you've come at it from two different and equally powerful directions, arriving at one single point.

I'm not trying to convince anyone to be like me. I'm just trying to explain how my mind ticks, and what I enjoy most in a partner.

See, I don't understand this.

Physical expression is no less a form of communication than verbal expression. It can be just as complex, important and meaningful. Trust me on this. As someone who has Asperger's and finds it almost impossible to read body language in most social situations, I know exactly how important it is.

I'm curious as to why you'd need that verbal component. What do you feel is missing from the physical? What aren't you getting from that? How do you not feel connected through it?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Because to me, there is no more powerful sexual organ in the human body than the mind. And if you can arouse and excite a person through their imagination without ever touching them, then when it becomes wholly physical, the experience is amplified because you've come at it from two different and equally powerful directions, arriving at one single point.

I like this. The relationship I refer to has affected me in respect to dirty talk because when we first started dating there was some distance involved, so we had phone sex a lot in the early going. When you're regularly bringing each other to orgasm with the only external stimulus being the words you can hear, I guess it's natural that some of it spills over into the actual physical bonding too.

 

[Harley Spencer]

No offense but is this clearly how you think when you're having sex? Idk but too much thinking isn't good for you.

I think there's nothing wrong with the way he thinks. The way he thinks about it is exactly the same way I think about it. For me, I am entirely physical when it comes to sex, and I don't like to be distracted with dirty talk, nor do I feel comfortable with dirty talk. It's unbelievably awkward for me, and seeing as it's difficult enough for me and many other women out there to reach orgasm simply physically, adding in dirty talk makes it even more complicated. I like to concentrate on how good it feels, not how hot I sound.

That being said, for those of you who do enjoy dirty talk, that's absolutely fine as well. Different strokes for different folks.

Oh and I don't think that that's how he thinks during sex. It's merely what he thinks about sex. I think about this kind of shit all the time.

 

[ArsErotika]

Bingo!

I like this. The relationship I refer to has affected me in respect to dirty talk because when we first started dating there was some distance involved, so we had phone sex a lot in the early going. When you're regularly bringing each other to orgasm with the only external stimulus being the words you can hear, I guess it's natural that some of it spills over into the actual physical bonding too.

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Perfectly said.

Oh and I don't think that that's how he thinks during sex. It's merely what he thinks about sex. I think about this kind of shit all the time.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I think there's nothing wrong with the way he thinks. The way he thinks about it is exactly the same way I think about it. For me, I am entirely physical when it comes to sex, and I don't like to be distracted with dirty talk, nor do I feel comfortable with dirty talk.

Yup. This exactly.

Oh and I don't think that that's how he thinks during sex. It's merely what he thinks about sex. I think about this kind of shit all the time.

And yeah, this too. :1orglaugh

I'm not trying to convince anyone to be like me. I'm just trying to explain how my mind ticks, and what I enjoy most in a partner.

Oh, I understand you're not trying to convince anyone. I'm not asking because I'm trying to be convinced, nor questioning you because I'm trying to convince you. It's curiosity. I'd like to better understand where you're coming from since it's a different perspective than mine. That's all.

Because to me, there is no more powerful sexual organ in the human body than the mind. And if you can arouse and excite a person through their imagination without ever touching them, then when it becomes wholly physical, the experience is amplified because you've come at it from two different and equally powerful directions, arriving at one single point.

Hmm. See, now I generally tend to think that imagination can absolutely come into play with the physical. I also think that you can certainly arouse and excite someone with nothing physical going on, but to me that's romance and seduction. I definitely enjoy that. I love making a woman smile, or even cry (the good kind of cry mind you) through romantic gestures, including verbal ones. I do tend to think that sort of thing can definitely heighten the passion and intensity of any sex that follows. I tend to like to divide the experiences though.

I think there might be a purity to focusing on one aspect at a time that I find appealing.

 

[vodkazvictim]

My wife is a champion moaner.
Which reminds me; I need to clear the garage out tomorrow.

 

[fkknuckle]

I could take it or leave it honestly but one of my ex-girlfriends said "you certainly know how to fill a girl up" once and that got me going and I would think about that when I would pound her into the mattress!:bedbounce:

 

[umiforgot]

Personally, I love it when a woman announces when she is about to cum and the camera man gets her whole body; face, pussy, all at the same time. A lot of a specific brand of film always have the best themes but zoom the camera in so far it ruins it! Another thing is not as much male chatter during the best parts. I love the sound of the woman, not the stupid man talking all over the film, destroying the mood. Another theme I would have if I ever had my own production would be Pussy Talking! The queefs and the air being caught and released all juicy and just wonderful! Id have a production site DEDICATED to those sounds, sort of like the sqirting theme, with girls cumming and queefing all over the dick, making all kinds of noise.

Just my two cents, Siri, you are one of my absolute favorites, please continue to show us how its done.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I love being called "White Devil". I hold up cue cards if she didn't pick up on the hints left earlier in the evening.

 

[nottoday]

Some moans and the ocasional "Oh God!" are the best. Too much talking leads to too less fucking.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

SHADDUP AND FUCK ME.

O-KAY! Sorry! :love-smi:

 

[lurkingdirk]

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