What kind of dirty talk do you guys like to hear?

I'm not that big on dirty talk, it's not a must that's for sure. Personally if there's a lot of it I sometimes wonder if it's a bit 'acted' or 'fake'. My ego doesn't need stroking, but something else does ;) If she is going to talk to me it should be like a GPS - Go down here, enter tunnel now, quicken pace, slow down, etc as I swear each women is different and a little direction sometimes can't hurt. Plus I think there are better things a woman can do with her mouth. So would the words "gag gag slurp slurp" count as dirty talk?
 
No dirty talk here, usually they are wearing some type of large black leather ball gag... words are mute to me. :cool:
 
The closest to dirty talk I ever get is when I am driving and GPS bitch tells me a car wash is near.
 
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