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Coffy. Since this is from the same writer-director as [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], and this came out a year before that classic, the similarities are plentiful. Revenge flicks, [NOBABE]Pam Grier[/NOBABE] steps up to kick ass, and she uses her sexy body to go through the underbelly of the city. The difference is that here, Pam's character of Coffy is reluctant. She wants to make things right after her sister became catatonic from black gangsters pushing drugs, but sometimes it gets to her. Also, she falls in love with a Congressman that ends up being dirty himself. I thought him being dirty was a ploy, and he and Coffy were in on it, but nah, he turned out to be a scumbag. Most of the times though, Coffy does go and kick ass, sometimes feelings gets in the way.

The best scenes are when Pam gets badass. The middle and ending parts therefore are the best. In the middle, hands down, best catfight ever on film. No doubt about it, when Coffy infiltrated a pimp and prostitution ring, under the funny name of "Miss Tique," and she gets back at all the girls that dumped food and drinks all over her. Oh that was brilliant, and girls got more and more nude too, so that's a plus. The violence though is so realistic, just food flying, drinks spilling, table breaking, glass breaking, and the hilarious part is the people watching. The foreign guy with the 'tache was animated in his reactions. The only guy who wasn't liking the fight was the pimp. The only fake part though was when the Pimp's wife, or bottom bitch, gets her hands on Pam's hair. All of a sudden, her hands bleed. Was their glass in her hair? I'm thinking that. Brilliant scene.

The ending part where she escapes out of the henchmen (one of them is Sid Haig), being rather smart by having the drug used on her by the evil guys being sugar. The ending included her getting a shotgun and blowing people to bits. The beginning, when she's introduced, strips and shows her boobs and butt, pulls the shotgun and blows this black gangster's head off! The effect, for 1973? It looked awesome, and what a startling beginning. I'm assuming that was also part of her revenge tale, clean the streets that poisoned her sister. She was a nurse by the way. Also part of her revenge was an honorable black policeman friend, who got beaten up by the gangster's henchman. So she's pissed at that as well.

90 minute flick, simple revenge tale, [NOBABE]Pam Grier[/NOBABE] kicking ass, just like [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], only with a shotgun. The final scene was also a bit emotional, Pam doing some dramatic ending. She was really in love with the Congressman, but once a white woman comes out of his room, that does it. It looked like she blew the guy's dick off! He died, and that was it. Fucking awesome film, if one likes [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], they'll definitely like Coffy. Also, next time, I'm drinking coffee during this film. You would think they wouldn't be so obvious in referencing coffee. Well, a couple scenes, there was coffee as a supporting element.

Oh and 70s women, my goodness. They were so good looking, something wholesome about 70s women. Even though in this movie, most of them are whores, they just look better than the dolls we have today. So much better than the queens of excessive makeup, the Kardashians and Jenners. This was a blaxploitation flick for sure, you get all the trappings for sure, pretty funny.

WolfCop! What an awesome name. Yeah it's simple, but watching the movie, could it be any other title? It's 78 minutes long, it is really quick and simple. An alcoholic, incompetent policeman gets baptized in the blood of a sacrificed human being, and he turns into a werewolf. He quickly retains his human control, and doesn't want to go by the term "Wolf." No, when his friend Willie Higgins called him that, he finished the statement saying "cop." So, he's a fucking WolfCop. Part man, part wolf, part cop. The tagline is "Dirty Harry, only hairier." These statements alone sell the movie, it's just so much fun.

I did sleep during my first viewing, but it was late at night and I was just really tired. So I replayed it all in full the next day and really loved it. The writer-director, Lowell Dean, was able to make this film after Cinecoup awarded the production 1 million Canadian dollars. It's a part of Cinecoup's nice competition where industry filmmakers vote on movies based on 2 minute trailers. The movies didn't even have to be finished, as long as a 2 minute trailer is submitted. A top 15 I think is decided after narrowing down from many entries. WolfCop got picked out of the others, and the people probably picked it off the name alone.

It's so awesome to say. WolfCop. More Canadian Grindhouse, I love it. It's unique too, has there ever been a policeman that's also a werewolf? What also makes this film a joy to watch, no CG. There might've been to show the transformation of these shape-shifting townspeople of Woodhaven, but other than that? No CG, the WolfCop is the result of extensive makeup and everything is practical. You can see where the budget went to, and it helped the movie was so short, because the money situation had to be monitored and such.

WolfCop Lou Gerou, which is a funny name, has to find out why he was chosen, why there have been other cases, what's this cult turning people to werewolves, and why mayor candidate Wallace was found dead. All of it comes together pretty quickly and is simple to follow. Storyline isn't really the big draw, it's the WolfCop himself and every scene he appears. Even as human form, the actor playing Lou Gerou fit the alcoholic policeman role perfectly. There are some nice looking women, Jessica the bartender actually has a weird and funny sex scene with the WolfCop. Tina, the star police officer of this meager trio in this really small town. There's a whole lot of blood and violence, and the one influence to pick up is Robocop. WolfCop is overpowered, there's a scene where he makes his debut as the law enforcing badass he is, in a convenience store. His demeanor and everything reminded of Robocop.

I don't think this is too big a flaw, but it is questionable, the shapeshifters. They need werewolf blood to power them up for decades, which explains why this cult has done it for hundreds of years. The head honcho, a very old and yet hot [NOBABE]Corinne Conley[/NOBABE], is over 200 years old. Their plight isn't the issue, it's the fact they are shapeshifters. It does make the story take too much liberties, especially when it turns out everyone but Tina and Gerou are shapeshifters. Even Willie Higgins, which that kind of bummed me out, because he and Gerou would've been Batman and Robin. They built the damn WolfCop car together, crime fighting duo. Although in the end, Tina and Gerou come together, and with a sequel coming in 2016 (the credits said WolfCop 2 would in 2015, but it must be not getting the money down quick enough), this means a crime fighting duo will come in the form of WolfCop and Tina. Anyways, almost every character that's established, turned out to be another that's not as established, and it's a shame. Jessica is actually Conley's incumbent mayor Bradly. Higgins is actually the weird coroner, Gerou and Tina's superior is in fact the little mob boss. So that's a bit cheap, but it doesn't hurt the film overall. It's a movie with a WolfCop, no way it can suck. That is, if you're into films like this. Instant replay value, a B-film in every sense of the world, no exploitation of women though. Only 2 pairs of bare breasts, and nothing else.

The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck, so far it's the best alternative to Indiana Jones that I've seen. Well, English one, Armour of God with Jackie Chan is pretty awesome. Fair play to this movie, they actually filmed in Sri Lanka, and conditions and temperature must've been harsh. I kept comparing this to Gwendoline with [NOBABE]Tawny Kitaen[/NOBABE]. That film is overall boring, and without the nudity, it'd be an annoying flick to watch. This is so much better, it does mess around with comedy, but that came off so much better here. The lead character Buck is actually very likable. So the adventure aspect is fine, some action here and there, the comedy is really good, Barbara's husband steals the show with his facial expressions alone. But the best part in the film was when Barbara got naked, played by the beautiful MILF, [NOBABE]Kathy Shower[/NOBABE]. Particularly the oil rubbing scene where a bunch of Sri Lankan women rubbed all over Kathy, and it looked like she loved it, even though her character is held captive. Still awesome, and a little video where Kathy's in the tub naked, she was interviewed and said that was her favorite film. I go with Erotic Boundaries, but I'm basing that on how much skin she bared. That movie is a classic because of her nudity there. Here, yeah, best role I've seen of her so far. She's basically the Willie Scott of the film, only better looking than [NOBABE]Kate Capshaw[/NOBABE]. And less annoying, and she got nude for crying out loud. She also didn't do much screaming and whining, so there you go. Like WolfCop, it's a B film in every sense of the term.

The Hebrew Hammer! Adam Goldberg is kind of like the perennial supporting actor, mostly doing geeky roles. Here, he is the lead and in a very unique role. It's basically blaxploitation for Jews! I still haven't seen many blaxploitation films, but I get the impression some of them are really animated with stuff like a justice league? This film had a Jewish Justice League, and is about Andy Dick's Santa Claus wanting to ruin Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. I mention the latter because that pisses off the black people. So yeah, there are proper black people in this film, which makes it even funnier, because the Jewish people are the "blax" in blaxploitation in this film.

Goldberg plays Mordecai Jefferson Carver, a circumcised dick. Yeah, private detective. He's tapped by the JJL to get rid of Santa Claus, along with the help of [NOBABE]Judy Greer's[/NOBABE] Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the daughter of one eyed JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal. Yeah, there's loads of anti-Semitic slurs, stereotyping the Jews, all done lovingly by the way.[NOBABE] Nora Dunn [/NOBABE] as Carver's mother just embodies the Jew mom stereotype that I commonly associate with Kyle's mother from South Park. It's even more hilarious when her housemaid, or butler, whatever he is, that he's Asian! Asian Jew, there's even a black Jew! Anyways, the film isn't really violent, which I was surprised at. I figure that it would have lots of blood and violence, but it doesn't go that far. It definitely comes off as comedy because it doesn't go deeper in exploitation. There's no nudity for example, it's very much focused on Jew comedy. I thought it was PG-13, it took now to look up that it's actually rated R. Yeah there's swearing, but you know PG-13 flicks have gotten away with "fuck." Maybe the N-word and k-word haven't been in PG-13 films, but still.

Even in the final scenes where things kick off with loads of shooting, there isn't even blood pouring out then. So it's conservative with the violence, and overall it's a comedy film. An awesome one for sure, and I just found out there could be The Hebrew Hammer vs. Hitler. Please! I definitely want to see it. Also, this makes a great Christmas movie, so I'll be making this a tradition to watch it every year during Holiday season. I also have Santa's Slay with Goldberg as a yearly tradition, coming up on the third year too. Great film.
 
Thriller: A Cruel Picture. I figure this was just a broad English translation of this Swedish film, but nah, the original title is word for word. That really is the only bland part of the film, but the title indicates what the film is.

It is cruel. Cruel on the viewer because it just beats one down with the evils of human beings. Well, "man." After all, everyone except one lady has their way with the young and nubile Madeleine, played by [NOBABE]Christina Lindberg[/NOBABE]. I did not know the woman prior to this, but it did spring me up big time right after seeing the film that she's basically an adult model. She's done softcore movies and things of that nature, posed nude all over the 70s. I'm sure she did proper movies, according to imdb, going well into the 21st century. It was a nice fact to read that Quentin Tarantino cites this film as a massive influence on Kill Bill, in particular the Elle Driver character.

Note that I watched this with English subtitles. They said her name is Madeleine, I did not catch Frigga. Anyways, and this film attracted me because of the badass female character. I wasn't sure when this character would pop up, the film really takes its time. I watched the full uncut version, as in the one with hardcore inserts. I knew right away that Lindberg was not part of those inserts, and reading on imdb, she confirmed she was not in them. Instead, some live sex couple called "Romeo and Juliet." I figured as much, these inserts were all up close, never showing the actor and actress, not even the boobs. Lindberg's boobs, are incomparable, so spotting a different pair would spoil the scenes.

It's a rape and revenge tale basically, but it's done in a very raw manner, as well as taking its sweet time. The uncut version is 107 minutes. Compared to Coffy and [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], this is a very long film. Only 107 minutes, but very long. Very quiet too, which works really well. However, this was the last movie of the day for me. Late at night, so the silence and slow pace really didn't help in keeping me up. That's my fault, I learn that some films are best seen at a certain time of day.

Like Pulp Fiction, I have always watched it in the afternoon, never at night, never in the morning. I didn't sleep, but I was drifting off. Not the film's fault at all, I should note I didn't have any coffee yesterday.

So the film kicks off big time with an old man raping young Frigga. Really young, child. Fast forward 15 years, and the effects are seen on the nubile lady. She's a mute, doesn't show trauma, but you have to buy that she did get fucked up from that moment. That first scene set the whole tone as far as what the film is. Slow, silent in dialogue, music that doesn't sound too loud, carrying these scenes. During long periods though, there isn't music, like the setup for the final kill, no sound but nature and work being done. Frigga's mute, yeah, but the film is still notably silent.

It works in absorbing the images. It's not pleasant. When the pimp came in, that just sold that the woman is going to get messed up again. She did, and it was cruel. Drawn out, drugged up, a few escape attempts ending unsuccessfully. The pimp caused a serious heroin dependency on the woman, that if she didn't do as he says, she wouldn't get the 2 packets of heroin a day to keep her alive. I don't do drugs, because you know, drugs are mad, m'kay? So can a heroin addiction be so bad that actually not taking it, kills you? I was so curious about this, and I figured the movie would answer this through Frigga going through withdrawal. And overcoming it, but no. I don't mind that, I do think it's a bit hard to grasp.

The film takes its time, to a point where there are really only a few big plot points in this long feeling movie. The first rape, the kidnapping and drugging, next point is the prostitution. She's servicing some regulars while her parents are not in the know of her whereabouts. I was confused a bit on who wrote the letters that they got about their daughter. I thought I drifted off and missed that Frigga wrote those letters. I ended up being right in my first assumption, the pimp wrote those letters, that damned and scolded the parents for messing up Frigga. That led to their suicide. Up to that point, Frigga serviced a guy who loved taking pictures of her nude, and one who just wanted to fuck. A woman is introduced, by this point Frigga is setting up her vengeance. This woman slaps around Frigga, and ends up fucking her. Nice. There was another whore in the movie, she gave her story to Frigga, not a happy one. She gets a bloody end, literally. You don't see how she gets the end, just the bed being soaked in blood.

Alright, I forgot about how Frigga was able to set up her vengeance. She gets a day off on Monday. So all those preparation bits had to be on Mondays. I feel stupid for not remembering. I was thinking she lied to the pimp about doing outside jobs. All the whoring she did though was in the pimp's house. Anyways, she prepares by learning martial arts, driving, and guns. The cool part, the actress actually learned all these things. Lindberg studied some martial arts, she didn't have a driver's license, and did all her driving, with the help of a stuntman working the shift gear. And she was practicing shooting, which humorously got her in trouble a bit from bystanders, thinking they were going to get shot by her. Without reading those facts, progress obviously showed. It looked like Lindberg tossing around and honing her fighting skills, sure looked like she was working the guns, and I didn't spot any stunt person driving the car. I love it.

Despite her not talking at all in the film, and her doing nude modeling and softcore flicks, I really think Lindberg was awesome in her acting. On paper it's easy, having no dialogue, wear an eye patch, and do some shooting. Oh yeah, the eye. Man, it was from the pimp after she forced her way out of a whore appointment. I thought the eye was prop off a really elaborate dummy. Turns out, according to imdb citing a Q & A with Lindberg, that was real. From a dead body. The woman in question committed suicide, and they got their hands on [NOBABE]the body[/NOBABE]. So the eye being stabbed by the knife, real. Dead body, but real! Oooh, that makes the scene more gross. But awesome, weird to say.

The hardest task for the actress is coming off as dangerous given her looks and size. Yeah there's the eye patch, but jeez, she's so tiny. I think she's even shorter than [NOBABE]Emilia Clarke[/NOBABE], but she came off more badass than the aforementioned actress portraying [NOBABE]Sarah Connor[/NOBABE]. Yeah, I'm going to type about that movie soon. It does take talent, and her face can be read, the emotions and such. Very stoic most of the time, but she did cry when in a church, and praying after she found out her parents are dead. I didn't read any actresses considered for the role, this was something done perfectly, nobody else I guess would make it work.

I forgot to mention the other hooker, she told Frigga her plans to go to a really expensive treatment center, so there could be a way out. I was hanging on the withdrawal done alone. Frigga was saving her money, I guess enough to pay for all the lessons, and to kick the heroin addiction. Actually, she does spend a good deal on packets of heroin, without needing to go the pimp. An inventory to last in case the pimp tries to one up the lady.

The pimp becomes aware after the first kill. After sawing off her shotgun, which that even looked real, she does her first kill. All trained up, her teachers saying there was none more to teach, she showed her fully developed talents in succession, and she also took up takedowns and counters from two soldiers. This way she could handle close combat, bundled with the martial arts. 1 hour and 11 minutes into the film, first kill. Yeah, the film was really slow, but it works. I will definitely see the film again, and I'll make sure to watch it at an earlier time. I'm sure I'll catch on with this slowness better than the first.

Despite the brutal nature of the kills, the effects of them being like a squib, they are...funny! All these kills, and the action leading up to them, are in slow motion. Major slow motion, and while this fucked over Tarzan, the Ape Man, and other films, here, it's done very well. It's not overindulgent, it's not used to hide flaws or anything. I don't even feel it stretches the film as filler for the 107 minute time period. It's just done right. It does make you feel the kills for as long as possible, without boring the viewer. All of those kills, fully awake, having a laugh because of the animated reactions from the victims. The first death was the fucker, and he had beaver teeth. Just hilarious, but Frigga isn't funny at all. Badass, oh and her clothing is awesome. Long black trench coat, black eye patch, all black outfit really. No fucking around.

The pimp finds out about this kill, gathered up the picture taker and the lesbian. Big mistake, all the bad eggs in one basket. Frigga goes in, blows the latter two to bits. Again, slow motion, animated reactions, hilarious but brutal at the same time. The pimp escaped. He hired two goons to take her out, more deaths, more slow motion, more laughs. My goodness, that last goon, his vocal reaction to getting shot was hilarious, and he clearly jumped off a ledge and do a stunt. God, it was like Karate Girl, a 70s Turkish film that featured one of the funniest death scenes ever. It was a slow motion gun shot to a guy with a tache by the lead actress. Brilliant, and the deaths here are as well. Two cops come in, Frigga uses her combat skills to subdue them, also in slow motion. Kicks, punches, throws, and bloodying their faces! Awesome. She stole their police car too! The driving scene that followed featured crashes, and some explosions. That was pretty funny too, and it looked like the explosions were thrown at the car. It looked a bit cheap, but I'll let it slide. If it's good and entertaining, doesn't matter if it was cheap or not. The sound isn't epic, even these are part of the silent, tuned down volume of the film, but I still loved it.

The heroin dealer appeared in this, I think when he pointed Frigga at the road with his thumb, he was directing her to the abandoned farm. Or some work area, whatever. Someone came to shoot at her, Frigga avoids, the shooter escaped. Frigga shot at a driver who blocked her unintentionally from getting the shooter. She shot at him, that was funny, lucky bastard didn't get hit.

The final scenes were the most silent, it was focused on Frigga setting up her trap for the pimp. A firework. The pimp wanted to end it, goes to the battleground. The firework is set off via a wire that Frigga's foot activates. Dude's distracted, Frigga shoots the guy in the leg multiple times. That was funny, slow motioned that. His death however, wasn't slowed down. He got a more barbaric death. No guns, fighting, just being trapped with a noose around his neck, tied to a horse who wants to reach for a bucket of water. Yeah. The horse gets to the bucket. So, you know what that means.

Awesome film, I need to see it again so I can receive things a bit better. The action bits, overall acting, and the sickening images, oh and the nudity, struck me right away. It's just the pacing wasn't all the way right for me very late at night. Again, that's my fault. It doesn't change the fact that it's an incredible grindhouse film. The pacing is an acquired taste, and the slow motion could be seen as overdone, or even too ridiculous, so the film isn't for anyone. The right mood, time, atmosphere, these help. Still, overall, fantastic, a classic, I want to see more of [NOBABE]Christina Lindberg[/NOBABE]. Whether she's kicking ass or making love, I'll give her many spins now.

Quickly, before Thriller, it was a sci-fi day. I watched Barbarella. Very cheesy, very ridiculous, the effects and the sets are so obvious, but it's so lovely. There's an innocence to it, a charm to it. The nudity, technically it's PG, but damn is it fine. The opening credits with [NOBABE]Jane Fonda[/NOBABE] getting nude progressively. The text tries to block her naughty bits, but it wasn't too successful. Hooray with that. There was also a scene with topless women all around. Anyways, classic sci-fi, definitely fits in the 60s.

I also saw Battle Beyond The Stars. Great shit there, John Saxon was really good. He camped it up to a degree as well. While this is definitely a comeback shot against the Star Wars phenomenon, it is rather unique. I think the big similarity is a young man coming of age and answering the call to fight. There's also a similarity in bringing races together to fight one evil. That's about it, I'd also add special effects, particularly the gun battles. They seemed to hold up very well against Star Wars' gun fights. No Jedi stuff that's for sure, the battles are gun fights and space jet battles. I'm thinking this is Roger Corman's most expensive film, the effects really hold up big time, and this is from 1980, the same year as Empire Strikes Back. I mean this film lacks epic locales, whereas Star Wars was chock full of locations. This film relies on space a lot, and the few locales they have, are really good. So I can see the budget saving methods based on how many locations there was. That's where acting and overall script comes into play, and from top to bottom, it's really solid. I mean, "perfect B-film" would be an appropriate description, as well as a perfect alternative to Star Wars. I can't speak on Star Trek, never saw any of the shows and movies.

I can say for sure, Empire Strikes Back didn't have [NOBABE]Sybil Danning[/NOBABE], who in here was way hotter than [NOBABE]Carrie Fisher[/NOBABE] in her age, and I include Return Of The Jedi. That outfit she wore there? Nah man, Danning's two outfits in this film crush that one for me. Cleavage! They are so tight and make her boobs bigger. Once she was introduced to the film, I just crushed over her. It's childish, to a point where when she died, I swear I was halfway to a tear coming out. Fucking hell, I was sad when she got it. In fact, everyone but Richard Thomas' Shad and [NOBABE]Darlanne Fluegel's[/NOBABE] Nanelia died. The people Shad enlisted for help against Saxon and his army. All of them are different, from many backgrounds, and there's nice development of these characters. Danning's Valkyrie character is just a warrior through and through, and loves to play games with her adversary. Robert Vaughn's Gelt was a feared mercenary that killed so much, he had to be in hiding, and though he's rough on the outside, deep down he wants to belong to people. George Peppard's just a cowboy, but he's got a heart. There's the peaceful looking Nestors that want to fight against Saxon and his army. So you get all these races coming together, and there's some epic battles towards the end. So like Star Wars, it's easy to get on with the characters, the stories, the effects, the music, but I think this had the underdog charm to it. A little engine that could, because Star Wars is just a titan, and this was a puppy compared to the giant dog. I get on with a puppy more, but I love dogs, so there's point in preference. Love it all.

Very quickly, Maximum Breakout. Cheesy 90s action film, oh my goodness, it wishes it was in the 80s. If anyone's familiar with PM Entertainment films, yeah, it's as if they made this. They didn't. Kind of crosses "so bad, it's good," but overall, just a great laugh. I think the most interesting part was the lead. Bobby Johnston with long 80s hair, I've seen him a lot in softcore films. This buff hunk of a man that is typically an antagonist, smart, business guy. It's funny too that he's more muscled up in those later films, than this 1991 flick. Also, I did see his Playgirl pictures. I saw his cock, which you don't see in those softcore flicks. Yeah, he was packing. Pretty damn entertaining in this film, not a great actor, did better acting in those softcore flicks, believe it or not. However, if he was actually an awesome actor in this cheap film, it wouldn't work, so it helps he's kind of a C-grade ripoff of Stallone. Sounds mean to say, but here, it works for him. I'm interested now in his other work, pick out any other non-softcore movies he did. And I'd still watch more of his softcore stuff, because he does come off as a good actor in those flicks.

Another interesting thing, there is a serious female touch to this. Tracy Lynch Britton, the director and co-writer, I believe is a female. That name sounds like a woman, and for sure the other writer, Michelle J. Carl, is a woman. There is no female nudity. Well, there is, but the woman's bits are covered. So obvious too during the love scene, Bobby's big chest covers those nipples. In fact, you see the man's butt. So yeah, female touch. The plot is Bobby's girl is kidnapped by some crime group that gets their women pregnant, and sell the babies to parents. Uhhh, it's never said explicitly what the shit going down is, I just assume that's the racket. The funny thing is Bobby doesn't really get revenge until 6 months later. Yeah, maybe they were well hidden, or Bobby just fucked off. The story fast forward 6 months after the kidnapping. He enlists help from various characters, and the main story of finding his girl and getting revenge picks up from there. One scene really had me, as a way to interrogate some guy for info, Bobby Johnston acts like a crazy dude with a gun. He showed he's willing to use it, by shooting the geek member of his posse. I was totally thinking the geek was actually involved with the bad people. After they get info from the captured guy, and let him go, the geek popped up. What a fucking trick! I was so convinced. Maybe that's embarrassing. Anyways, fun little film.

Quick again, Play Time. Best softcore flick I've seen so far. Something finally edges out I Like To Play Games. The film rested solely on the sexy bodies of [NOBABE]Monique Parent[/NOBABE] and [NOBABE]Jennifer Burton[/NOBABE]. The film was written by a woman, and I can feel a female touch to this. The lust and longing is centered on the women. The men get in on it, kind of diluted the plot for me, which I thought would be a lesbian tale, but it still turned out well in the end. Yeah, the story, it was nice, believe it or not. Kind of a lovey-dovey way of promoting swingers and open relationships. There was masturbation scenes, you see the girls rub underneath the panties, so it doesn't go all the way. Still, what a wank I had with this. I do judge by wankery and story, and both barely edge out I Like To Play Games. I think what that movie has over Play Time, likable male lead. The two leads in this film are cunts. Well, the uptight one is, the other shows his cuntery in some scenes. Still, cunts. Ken Steadman in I Like To Play Games was great. There are production flaws, obvious dubbing, bad sound mixing, but again, wankery and story, it still is great. Instant replay for sure, I'll be better at blocking out the cuntery from the men. Yeah, the 2 girl story does migrate to 2 girls and a guy, then all, with the couples switching places. Monique's with Jennifer's man, and Jennifer is with Monique's man. There was angle from Monique's uptight man about his past causing his attitude towards sex. I thought it was pointless, until the man actually shared the story. I was laughing, thinking his father molested him. Nah, it was a steamy relationship with his stepmother, played by [NOBABE]Julie Strain[/NOBABE], who made it a point not to fuck her stepson. Instead, jerk him off, maybe even blowjobs. No penetration. It ended when his father caught him getting dogpiled by Julie and [NOBABE]Tammy Parks[/NOBABE]. Lucky bastard. His dad beat him up so bad, he ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

No, he was in a hospital for a week, messed him up, blah blah blah. Still a good watch for softcore fans.

The main event, Terminator 5. I can't call it by the official name. The spelling just bugs me. I thought it wouldn't, but once typing it out and making it "Genesys," when that is wrong, I just couldn't be bothered. So, it's Terminator 5. Or, T5.

I'll get the negative out of the way, and there is a good many. [NOBABE]Emilia Clarke[/NOBABE] is too short and too cute for the role of [NOBABE]Sarah Connor[/NOBABE]. I have not seen Terminator Chronicles with [NOBABE]Lena Headey[/NOBABE], though I recall seeing her image in commercials for the show. Good looking, but I think she could kick ass just by the face. Clarke? No, way too cute, way too Hollywood? I guess in Game Of Thrones, she was just pure sex, I haven't seen that show, so this is my first viewing of the actress. To compare, Lena is 5'5". [NOBABE]Linda Hamilton[/NOBABE], the true [NOBABE]Sarah Connor[/NOBABE], is 5'6". Clarke? Fucking 5'2". I liked the jail scene where her height is indicated, but other than that, her appearance was a nitpick for me. She kicked ass, acting wise she was fine. Although was she badass? In some parts, but [NOBABE]Linda Hamilton[/NOBABE] had a roughness to her. In T1 though, she was an average looking woman, that started to get rough by the end. In T2, she was all fucking badass, one of the best female characters ever in film. Clarke couldn't lace up Hamilton's combat boots. She tries for sure, and I'll hand it to her as the [NOBABE]Sarah Connor[/NOBABE] of this generation, but no way I'd rather her over the original.

Other negative, Jai Courtney is not too likable. Michael Biehn IS Kyle Reese for me. Even in Terminator Salvation, Anton Yelchin was a nice Kyle Reese for that story. Younger, does come of age, and yes I'm complimenting Salvation. I don't think it's a bad film at all, so there you go. Not awesome, for sure, but not bad. Jai Courtney also had the honor of being one major reason that Die Hard 5 was very underwhelming. Well, sucked. He was so bland, uninteresting, and actually annoying. Here, not much has changed. How could anyone buy the budding romance between him and Clarke?

This brings me to the other negative bit. The non-action where it's just Reese and Connor? Not interesting, I wasn't getting into it. It was forced, clearly, the script probably said "force these two together." Right when Arnie and Connor discuss mating with Reese, that pretty much said how open the bombshell is. Even when Connor doesn't want to reveal that bombshell, the relationship is still forced, and she drops the bombshell later, almost randomly. That they have to mate. Then of course comes another Clarke, Jason as John Connor...different version, to go into detail. So yeah, romance? Didn't buy into it, and if there's a sequel, they'll probably develop that more. Not looking forward to it.

Other negative bit, the plot. It's overly complicated. It's not as bad as the other nitpicks I mentioned, because you can easily let it go during the action parts, but when things get too dialogue heavy, wow. Too much to digest really. The basics is multiple timelines coming together, Reese inheriting another Kyle Reese's memory after crossing some time nexus, and basically retelling T1 and 2 through different timelines. The first half of the movie takes place in T1 time of 1984. Which by the way, hated when Clarke said "like, ever" when it comes to the mating. "Like." Ugh, she said it like a millennial. As a millennial, I know and suffer from the overuse of that word. I refuse to talk like that. God that one line pissed me off. And errr, the ending did leave it free for sequels, but I was kind of bummed when Arnie came back after being dead, and he just said he got an upgrade. I mean that could've been a good rip from T2, Arnie's death, but nope. There's going to be a sequel, need that money, can't kill the one box office draw to this film.

Which does bring me to the positive, and what ultimately keeps the film above average. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ah man, these days, moments have to be savored involving Arnie. He's nearly 70, his run in action films at least will come to an end. There's a bitterness to knowing that, but sweet in that I will embrace every film he does now, because it's an event. And the guy's acting...well, performance, is never a bore. He was the best part in the film, clearly. The humor was forced, I'll admit that, the smiling running gag was too much, but damn, Arnie does his best. I even think that many points, the guy was pulling back a smile. It looked like he was going to grin in a few scenes, which makes me think he must've had a blast working on this film. Even though he's playing the T-800, the charisma and personality just oozes out of the man. Unbelievable. Even though he carries the heavy burden of explaining most everything, the T-Exposition, he makes them more digestible.

The other positive is the action. The CG is very obvious in at least half the bits, the school bus flipping was just fucking fake. Jeez, Age of Ultron and this wanting to rip off Christopher Nolan and try to one up with. Yeah, good job on that, with your CG. I'm referring to Age of Ultron's runaway train against the one in Inception, and T5's bus flipping against Dark Knight's truck flipping. Well, T3 tried to flip that big crane truck, but couldn't, so that had to be a CG bit. Well over 10 years later, let's go to CG! Now the effects for the T-1000, very nice, definitely sticking to the stuff from T2, and since that, for 1991, was incredible, here, it's alright. Holds up, not too innovative, but that's something that simply couldn't be improved on. And John Connor the Terminator, very nice. Yeah so really the Terminator effects are the best in SFX department. Explosions and other stuff, ehh.

A fair nod for Jason Clarke, I really hope he doesn't suffer the John Connor curse. He was great in the film. Not seeing the spoiler trailer, I didn't know how much John Connor would be in the film. A lot apparently, but Clarke's a nice actor based on this film, and sold me on this T-Connor. Yeah, goodness, back to negative, it was obvious. I mean, Matt Smith, who is famous I suppose from Dr. Who, which I never saw, puts his hybrid metal hand over Connor in the beginning of the film, and it was clear he was going to "possess" John Connor. So the couple minutes where it looks like Connor made it to 2017, and Kyle and Sarah bought into it? Come on! Can't fool me. I wouldn't like to be spoiled of it, but it's still obvious. I'm acting like a snob. More snobbery? Too many years! 1984, 1997, 2014?! 2017?! What the fuck?

I seriously thought "Genisys" was just Sega Genesis. HAHA! Didn't the logo looked like the SEGA one? I think it was, at least when you first see it. Unfortunately the T-1000 doesn't last long, so under-using Byung-hun Lee, I would've liked to have seen more of him. The T1 recreation scene of Arnie's entrance, awesome. The CG on that, I'll give props, they were able to get young Arnie in that. Probably like Salvation, some big bodybuilder, and just CG input Arnie's younger face.

I won't explain the plot, because I don't want to, and I don't think anyone can after just one viewing. It's convoluted. So to sum things up, this is worth watching for Arnold and the action alone. Despite the action having lots of CG bits, there is still plenty of ass kicking. I was getting on with the film when Arnie shot at John Connor. There was a serious lull for me between T-1000's exit and Connor being shot. That was a bit painful, dragged. Other dragging parts throughout. Alright, this film followed T1 and T2, James Cameron even claimed this is the true T3. This definitely ignored Salvation and T3, so let's consider this as Terminator 3. Okay, and there are many tips of the hat to the original 2, even down to the T-1000 being re-used, only with an Asian actor, and the T-800 recreation scene. Basically, you have to compare to the other 2, whether the filmmakers want to admit that or not. I'll compare...no comparison. Kyle Reese and [NOBABE]Sarah Connor[/NOBABE] in T1 was a more organic, overall better angle than T5's version. Arnie, I'll exclude because, he's fucking Arnie, the man is great no matter what version of the T-800 he is. Effects? T1 is a bit dated, but T2? Unparalleled, better actually than the stuff in T5.

The film has to be set apart. You can compare to T3 and T4, and for the most part, it's better than those 2 films, but the plot is much more convoluted than those 2 films. Standing alone, it's a solid action movie. Even though it's PG-13, I thought it came of well without the R-rating. As an action movie, a sci-fi movie, an Arnie movie, it's fine. As a Terminator movie, as a followup to T1 and 2, it's not too good. It's underwhelming in comparison, it's actually annoying in some parts. I'd rather set it apart, it just wouldn't be fair to base a grade for this on the first 2 films. So when all is said and done, it's a good movie. It's not too great, it's definitely not awesome and classic. I think for now, it's worth just 1 viewing. I will replay it because I'll want to binge watch the film series, and I'm a completist in that respect. If not for that, worth just 1 viewing.

PS: fucking forgot about J.K. Simmons. Yeah, he was great. Apparently his involvement is so obscure, he was a cop in the clothing shop or whatever in Terminator 1. So much of a bit part, I just missed it really. Ah well, he got in it, loved it. Could've been longer though.
 

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Faces Of Death. I finally learn what a mondo film is. It's a documentary that shows...death. In all forms, with a monotone sounding man doing voiceover, and appearing a bit throughout. It shows many images and scenes of death. I was curious on what was real, and what was staged. I had to flip a coin on whether I should add it to the queue of movies or not, and I use a random number generator to select the movie to watch. I was not looking forward to watching it.

And for the first 50 minutes, I got proof on why I was not looking forward to it. Disgusting imagery in these first 50 minutes, but not entirely. In fact the whole film's disgusting images can be summed up in 2 categories. Animals and dead bodies. The documentary goes in sections, with the narrator talking about how death is seen in many forms, which he feels are the worst, and he sort of claims every bit is the worst. First this, now this, then that, it's like the guy couldn't make up his mind.

The animal section is the single most horrible images I've ever seen. It's really up there with Cannibal Holocaust, but I think it's worse here because this is just shock for the sake of shock, whereas Holocaust had a small bit of artistic expression. I say "small," because that's pretty much a shock movie in itself.

Things really kick off in the animal section with the pitbull fighting. It was terrifying, and I have a dog, so any violence with dogs just depresses me. I can't even stand dog deaths in film. Right now, the image of one of the pitbulls, his neck being bitten by the dog, eyes wide open and looking close to where the camera was, comes to my mind. I wish it can go away, it's that graphic. Then there's the slaughtering of animals for food. A chicken's head was cut off, a cow was disembowled, another's head was slowly cut off, really nasty stuff.

Dead bodies. Well, some living bodies, like in the beginning with open heart surgery. Mostly though it's dead bodies, checked up on in many parts throughout the film for research and crap. It's disgusting, one that comes to mind is the inside of a man's head seen, and the guy pulls his skin back into place, as if like a blanket, and you see the face and everything like it's just a dead person, no openings. They showed Holocaust images, and that shit is real for sure.

This brings me to real vs. fake. At the end of the credits, there's a message that says some "exiguous" scenes were reconstructed to stay true to their "factual" origin. Basically that means they staged some scenes. I'm going through a review that lists all the scenes and analyze on which is real, and which is fake. IMDB features some small trivia bits, including what's real and fake. Only a little.

The monkey eating scene with the brains the mallets used to hammer on it. Fake, and there's a Youtube video from the DVD of the film where effects people discuss it. I watched everything before reading about the legitimacy of the scenes. So watching the monkey scene, it did feel a bit out of place. Another is the gator killing a man. That looked staged, because the camera work is just poor. It shook conveniently when the man fell into the gator's area. It just came out really bad, and I even looked to see if the man was breathing. You know, some ropey acting can be seen when playing dead, people breathing. I couldn't spot it, but the review I've been reading said the man was breathing. You don't see the gator do anything either, so that's why it looks staged. If they tried to make an alligator death scene, in 1978? It would look obvious, so don't show it at all.

The electrocution scene looked staged, and it was confirmed to be. One, I read it's illegal to leak footage of executions, and the guy was only drooling. According to imdb, that drool was toothpaste. I can't point out what's real or not personally, but I would assume it's a case of 60/40 in favor of real. The animal deaths for the most part are real, suicide footage was real, accidents like a man's malfunctioning parachute, real. Fake? The monkey, the gator, the electrocution, the man being shot by police after committing homicide to his family, a French delegate being assassinated, the interview with the [NOBABE]assassin[/NOBABE].

These are by the 50 minute mark, and there are some fake looking stuff. Most notable is the cannibal cult, the leader of it is actually the director of this film, John Alan Schwartz. And after watching Cannibal Holocaust and another movie I'll type about, the cannibal eating here is not as authentic looking. After around 50 minutes, the film really does tail off. There are some real stuff, the Holocaust images for sure are brutal to watch, but the watching experience became easier to go through. To the point where it was a bit numbing. I thought I would have a tough time from start to finish, but once the electrocution scene happened, things weren't so horrible, for the most part.

Despite the up and down quality, the final scene and credit sequence was thankfully pleasant. A woman giving birth. That's not shown graphically, you just see the woman's face as she pushes the baby out. Lovely music plays as there are scenes of the mother playing with her newborn. The narrator says this could be beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning, as if trying to make these final minutes, grim on the inside. It wasn't for me.

It's interesting to rate this, whether it's good or bad. The intent of the film was definitely the shock, so it's a great film because of that. To disgust the viewer and present really, faces of death, it's really good. That's the idea of a documentary, to present stories, most of the time factual, and educate. I was educated, but it is dated. 1978, imagine how it would come off today. For one, it'd be easy to fake everything thanks to CG, and thus trying to even use real footage would not over well today. So one is left with this and the string of sequels, which right now, I'm not interested in. It's not a pleasant viewing, some things are just unnecessary and too much, like Cannibal Holocaust. One key difference, this is longer than Holocaust, and feels it big time. At 105 minutes, it feels so long. I'll treat it like Cannibal Holocaust and the film I'll cover in this post, one viewing is enough.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I've been typing about this a lot elsewhere, so I'll be brief. I was hoping that after at least 7 years since I saw the film, that it would reach "so bad, it's good" status, like Street Fighter did. Well, for at least 60% of the time, it was so bad, it's good. The acting, the dialogue, and some of the CG is just laugh out loud quality. But the truly bad parts, that are just horrible, is the overall casting, and most of the CG.

I can't even laugh at the fact that Shao Kahn was horribly cast and handled. Basically, the most powerful Mortal Kombat character up to that point, the boss, the emperor of Outworld, answers to his father. I just did some research, and I tried to remember the 3D MK games I played, and I think my memories match up with the research. Shinnok is not Shao Kahn's father. The games never mentioned that as far as I know, so this movie took more liberties than I thought. Kahn and Raiden as brothers, I think that's canon, and that doesn't bother me. The actor playing Shao Kahn, despite being my height, 6'3", looked too puny. Brian Thompson, while some of his dialogue was funny, he was just dreadful. It's the casting and writing's fault, I won't hold the actor responsible for these things. He just should not have appeared at all. Shao Kahn is 7 feet tall, and he never fucking took off his mask! There's more scenes with Kahn unmasked than there are him masked. That is fucking bullshit. One of the worst scenes was when Kahn rode on a horse with Sindel, who by the way, the actress who played her, was only 4 years older than her movie daughter Kitana, played by a returning Talisa Soto. Thompson's right eye looked like it was inches below where an eye is supposed to be. Throughout I thought the man had a birth defect, his face just looked weird. I looked him up and found out he was in Terminator 1 as one of the Punks. So I looked at a picture from T1, and he looked pretty damn good then, and he had hair. Bald Shao Kahn, it didn't work for him. And in other scenes, his eyes looked fine, so that means camera work was just dreadful.

As far as the bad CG, just watch the animality battle between Shao Kahn and Liu Kang. Horrible. Not funny, just horrible. Poor Talisa Soto and Robin Shou, the only returning cast members from the first film. Though they didn't have good dialogue, I just felt bad for them. I also felt bad for the interesting people in this film. James Remar as Raiden, I just discovered him a month ago as Ajax from The Warriors. So seeing him in this viewing, I exploded. Same thing with Deron McBee as Motaro, I discovered him recently through The Killing Zone. Motaro looked shit by the way, bad effects there. Also Sheeva, to a point where her involvement was cut short because they didn't have the money to do her up better with CG and shit. Back to Remar, he obviously had a stunt double, it was embarrassing, didn't even bother graying up the double's hair.

Fight scenes are short and laughably bad for the most part. At the same time, it features things that make the current Hollywood fight scene a bother to watch. Cutting on impact, slow motion exposing light fighting, underwhelming choreography. Something Hollywood will probably never get entirely right, the martial arts fight scene. In the first movie, it's very tolerable, fun, short but nice. Here, they're mostly bad. Although [NOBABE]Sondra Hess[/NOBABE] got really dirty as Sonya in her fight against Mileena.

It barely edges into the so bad, it's good territory. For a good laugh, watch it. But Street Fighter proves better in that department.

Cannibal Ferox, which is pretty much like Cannibal Holocaust. And since that films really infamous, there's not much to say. The real animal killings are very hard to watch, but it's split more evenly here. In Holocaust, most of the killings are by the "white" people. Here, it's almost a tie between that asshole Mike, the cannibal tribe, and animals themselves. There are animal on animal deaths, unlike Holocaust if I remember correctly. The cannibal and animals killing, that's nature, so they're easier to understand. At the same time, it's a movie, someone is filming this, planned it even, and it's reprehensible. How they're filmed too, the first animal death was a snake choking and biting a coati. The dying sounds of the coati and the closeups from the camera? Brutal viewing, and that was early into the film.

Just like Holocaust, a turtle gets disemboweled, and head chopped off. Fucking hell. An interesting link between Holocaust and Ferox is R. Bolla. He appears in both films, but his role in the former was definitely more major. Here, he's a bit player, it takes a long time for his involvement to connect with the story, and for some reason, his voice was dubbed.

The actor who played Mike, Giovanni Lombardo Radice, objected to the animal killings, and a stunt double was used. The actors in Holocaust never got this kind of compromise, which is unfortunate because from what I read, it's not like they wanted to kill. The turtle scene showed the actors being uncomfortable. Interesting that Radice also appeared in Cannibal Apocalypse, but that movie only had one form of animal abuse, the flamethrower used on rats. That's just more of a comical movie. Anyways, Mike killed a little boar, and that was probably the worst animal killing. It was poorly staged, supposed to be that the boat attacked Gloria. It barely did, so it came off like the actor just killed a boar in cold blood. The intent of the scene was that Mike went too far, he's sadistic. But in actually, it comes off like Mike is a fucking cunt that needed to get killed in the worst way. He's tortured, but that's not good enough. Especially when in that torture scene, an obvious and ugly looking prop pubic area was used to do the dick chopping off scene. It was gross for the wrong reasons basically, and they kept him alive for a while, even though he killed an innocent tribe member. And he kept on walking alright as if his dick was not cut off. So his actual death was more satisfying. Scalped, they ate his brains.

So again, like Cannibal Holocaust, great in its purpose of shocking the viewer, horrifying, making one sick. And like Holocaust, I don't want to watch it again.

Switchblade Sisters. Another Jack Hill film, this time not a blaxploitation one, no [NOBABE]Pam Grier[/NOBABE]. Very interesting because in those 2 Grier films, Coffy and [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], it's just one badass woman. Here? It's pretty much the whole gang of girls, at first called the Debs. The only exception is Donut, who as the name indicates, is fat. In comparison to the other skinny girls, she's not some chubby chubster.

It's definitely an exploitation film, bringing in the usual. The nudity is great, the violence is nice and even reaches over the top status a bit, the plot is very simple to follow. Exploitation through and through. The concept of an entire gang of badass women is interesting, and handled well for the most part. One person that needs to be singled out, [NOBABE]Robbie Lee[/NOBABE] as Lace. She looks and sounded too young. In fact she sounded like a kid, so her leading this group? It's pretty funny really. She gets crazy in the end, and that justified her leadership position, but before that, it was weird to consider her leading a group of women that look tougher than her, have rougher voices, and are bigger than her. She's tiny. Also, she's the only one in love, and it's her relationship that sets up the whole film, her downfall and everything. But the actress is great overall, I totally forgot already that she was one of [NOBABE]Angie Dickinson's[/NOBABE] daughters in Big Bad Mama.

Lace is leading her girls, they get into a big fight at a restaurant, they all get arrested. A girl who isn't a member, Maggie (Joanne Nail), stands up for herself, and gains the gang's respect. Enter the Women In Prison portion of the film, which was pretty cool. It doesn't last long, features another big fight, the Debs own the security guards and the warden. Maggie gets out early, charges were dropped for her, the other girls get released soon after. Maggie gets...raped? At first it looks non-consensual, it's by Deb's love, Dominic, who is the leader of his all male greaser gang. She gets on it seems, because she sure doesn't fight back. She claims to hate Dom after this. I was confused on whether she meant this or not, but by the end, it was clear she hated him.

When Lace gets out, Patch (Monica Gayle) gets in her ear and convinces Lace that Maggie's stepping in on Lace's man. That was her interpretation, obviously she didn't make it up just for some reason. Still, this makes the gang rather interesting to follow. Jealousy comes in, Maggie takes more of a leading role, even orchestrated a plan against a rival gang led by some twat named Crabs. Then Crabs' gang retaliates, gang war pops up, in the middle of the movie comes the battle at a roller rink. Dominic gets killed. Before this, Dom pretty much dumped Maggie when she told him she's pregnant. She's made to get an abortion, and by then Patch really convinces Lace that Maggie's a bitch.

As it turns out, Lace set up that roller rink thing, snitched to Crabs, to have Dom killed. As Lace heals from her abortion, the Maggie becomes the de-facto leader and changes the gang's name to the Jezebels. They kick out the pussy guys and pretty much go after the Crabs gang themselves, with the help of some hard black girls.

Patch had to be inspired by Thriller, [NOBABE]Christina Lindberg's[/NOBABE] Madeleine character. This film came only 2 years after Thriller, surely Jack Hill saw that and thought "whoa." At least by imdb trivia, I couldn't find confirmation on that, it's just what I think.

I wasn't sure on who to root for. I got the feeling Maggie was becoming a wee bit of a bitch. I don't know, she just went from this cool and somewhat innocent woman, to this take-charge woman that was a bit obnoxious. By the end, my position on her changed for the better. Lace was easier to root for, but at the same time, her wanting to have Dom killed risked the lives of her girls. So, selfish, but at the same time, Dom was a cunt. So, she did everyone a favor. She sure did me a favor, he sounded like a twat version of Barney Rubble.

An even more epic gun battle ensues out in the streets, with Crabs and other guys getting killed. During all the explosions and hurricane of bullets, Lace and Patch plot to have Maggie killed and made to look like an accident. Well that didn't happen, and Maggie catches on with Lace and Patch's true intentions when the latter shot Crabs before he could give information on who set Dom up to die in that roller rink battle.

The final scene is Lace vs. Maggie, there's tension building and it looked like the latter would get done in by the gang, but they all ended up staying loyal to Maggie. Poor Lace gets stabbed in the neck, and the blood from that looks awesome. They only showed the death through the shadows, so, really well presented. Everyone though gets caught by the cops, but for some reason, when the girls all say that Patch is not a member of the Jezebels, she is not taken in by the cops. And Patch said she's with them. Basically, the girls helped Patch? Yeah it looks like all of them getting arrested is some badge of honor, but still. Freedom says it all, Patch is free, they are not. Maggie has an awesome final statement where she acted badass, like Lace, but sounded much older than [NOBABE]the kid[/NOBABE] Lace. Kind of funny too, she was covered in blood in that point. The Jezebels will return, she said. No sequel though, which I would've loved.

Such a fun movie, the action's incredible, there is some nudity. Not as much as the Grief films, but damn. 4 movies in, I'm a Jack Hill fan. Such a master of exploitation films, and according to Wikipedia, he's well regarded as a sort of feminist filmmaker. I'm realizing that, he makes the central characters women, and they kick ass. Smaller women roles, like the whores in the Grier films, even step up. Moreso in Coffy, in [NOBABE]Foxy Brown[/NOBABE], it's just nameless women. Anyways, according to IMDB, Jack Hill interviewed actual girl gang members, and felt that street gangs with beautiful blondes in hot pants was outrageous, so he made it a "wacky fantasy." Yeah, it's really animated, I mean the girls would've all been in jail after the first arrest, and not be released. The guns and mayhem, very crazy, but that's what makes the film awesome. Especially how it turned the roles around. The men were pretty much idiots, and the women kicked a lot of ass. And that's why I love the film.

[NOBABE]Janice Karman[/NOBABE] is one of the Jezebels, she's been the voice of Theodore and the Chipettes after her husband's father, the creator and original voices of Alvin & The Chipmunks, died. I did not know that! Such interesting beginnings. She's one of the few women that got topless too by the way. So from Bunny, a Jezebelle, to Theodore. Great, I loved Alvin & The Chipmunks. I'm not interested in the live action movies though.

Less than 24 hours later, I watch another Jack Hill film, The Swinging Cheerleaders. It's a comedy pretty much, but with some drama and action bits. The plot is simple in hindsight, but it takes a while for it to sink in. Three cheerleaders in Mesa State University pretty much do their thing. Swing? Not so much, at least going by today's definition. The movie title is the same as what lead girl Kate (Jo Johnston) write as a journalistic piece on the cheerleaders. An expose on how the cheerleaders exploit themselves and get exploited. "Exploitation" was used in the title caption. That's funny because this is, surprise surprise, and exploitation film. It's more friendly than the other Hill films I've seen. Almost family oriented, but there's nudity. So on sex. Kate was in a relationship with the guy looking like Mike Ranger, Lisa, a black girl is in a relationship with one of her college professors, a black guy with a fro and a tache, vintage 70s. Cheryl, the busty one, was a virgin, but ends up losing her virginity to Mike Ranger. Kate left Ranger by then and slept with Buck Larson, which sounds like a pornstar name. Cheryl wanted more sex, Mike Ranger arranges a gangbang! That's not seen, but that was so funny, especially when she's carried to her dorm, and Kate and Lisa asked how was that gangbang. She didn't want to talk about it. Damn.

Buck Larson from out of nowhere is hit with an engagement announcement with him and some beautiful blonde, Mary Ann ([NOBABE]Colleen Camp[/NOBABE]). Seriously, it was out of nowhere. The main conflict in the story turns up in the middle of the film. Well, one of them, it felt like two stories at once, but they merge in the end. The one story about the girls and their relationships, and the other being about fixing the college football games. Something about fixing the odds so it makes it that when Mesa wins, the people in on it, make tons of money. It's the coach in on it, Mary Ann's dad, and the black professor, who by the way is married. Great scene where the wife threatens Lisa. Anyways, Mary Ann shows she can be a bitch, by getting that expose Kate made, released to the public. I guess she didn't want to release it, and for good reason because everyone hated her for pretty much calling the cheerleaders and football players, whores. Yet she sleeps with Buck Larson, just like the other girls, so wouldn't that make her a whore? I don't know, that bit where she's public enemy number 1 doesn't even last long, because it moves into the football angle. The three conspirators tried to bring Larson in on the current scheme, for the undefeated Mesa to throw a game, because that would make even more money. When Larson turns down the offers given to him, that's when things really kick off. It's a Jack Hill film, there has to be violence and women contributing to it.

That finally comes when Larson's caught by 2 cops who are in on the deal with the 3 conspirators. They frame him with dope, and they hold Larson while the football game happens. The girls come together for the save, and get some of the football players. What ensues is a hilarious and epic fight with tackles, punches, punches, punches, and more punches. Seriously, there's one guy punched in the exact same way, by 3 people! It's clearly a comedy fight, but it's so crazy and action filled that it's entertaining. Black guy turns back into a good guy, and gets shot in the end. However, oddly enough, he is in the hospital, all rested up, while seemingly the cheerleaders, except Lisa, just made it to the football game. Lisa tends to her love, the professor. Fuck the wife apparently, they didn't even talk about her, so isn't that going to lead to Lisa getting shanked? Anyways, Mary Ann even turns into a good girl, all excited to see Kate back, and the movie ends with some cheering. By the way, the cheering routines are very basic, neither of the girls even looked flexible, you don't see splits, that's for sure. I guess that's 70s cheerleaders, the shit out now, pretty crazy. The athleticism is bigger, but the girls are wearing less and less. College and pro ones, I can get on, but high school girls? Creepy.

Anyways, another great Jack Hill film. Good comedy, more focused on that, than the boobs and the action, but when those come, it's great. Only 2 trivia bits on imdb, Tarantino chose this film in his first film festival in 1996. So, he must love this. Randall Dale Adams and David Harris saw this movie in 1976, and they were investigated for the murder of Robert W. Wood. They used the fact they saw the movie at a drive-in as part of their alibi. Oddly enough, Adams left during the film playing, because he wasn't comfortable with the content. Convicted murderer, wasn't comfortable with this light hearted film? Weirdo. Also odd is the alternate title was "H.O.T.S. II." Somebody must've made a mistake, maybe a movie store at another country thought this was a sequel to H.O.T.S., which came out in 1979. This came out in 1974. Probably a case of getting the earlier film first, and comparing a lot to the classic comedy from 1979. Same deal with Jackie Chan and Operation Condor in the States. Came out later than the actual first film, Armour Of God. But in the States, and I remember it vividly, it was called "Operation Condor II: Armor of God." Reversal. Not as good as the other Jack Hill films I've seen, definitely less focused, not as empowering of women as the others, but very satisfying nevertheless.

I just watched You're Next with the ageless [NOBABE]Barbara Crampton[/NOBABE]. Seriously, she was more beautiful than the younger women in this film. I pretty much learned through this film that WWE ripped off the sheep mask gimmick for Erick Rowan, from this movie. Note this was initially released through film festivals in 2011. In 2013, when the Wyatt Family came about, this movie was set to debut. In USA, it got a wide release in August of that year, by then the Family debut on the main roster. The connection becomes very clear when remembering that WWE has a distribution deal with Lionsgate. Lionsgate distributed You're Next. So they must've gave WWE a private screening or something, the sheep mask popped up as early as their hyping vignettes. I can't remember if it was used in NXT, but still. Anyways, that's my wrestling talk, I haven't watched in a year now, but I can't forget the mask.

In this movie, [NOBABE]the killer[/NOBABE], or as it turned out, killers, wear these very sheep masks. The kills are really well done, the violence is damn good, just a great horror film. Only nitpicks, Crampton died too early, and the Australian girl in this was superhuman. Seriously, she jumps out of the second story window, and only gets a limp in her leg. And why? From a fucking machete through her leg. So basically, if there was no machete, she'd basically no-sell the jump. That is ridiculous, but ah well. The story was a family coming together, and one by one, members of the family and their significant others, get killed. Pretty simple. The not so simple part is who orchestrated these murders, but once the first reveal happens, it becomes simple. Everyone but one dies, don't need to say more. It's kind of hilarious that way.
 
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