What is the latest BAD film you watched?

freeones_ssm

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Dune (1984, David Lynch).

Just horrible :rolleyes:

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(although I have to admit Sting looked pretty swell in his metal underwear)

you fail. you can't accept someone else's opinion. also most movie critics agree with me that requiem for a dream was pretentious crap
No they don't.
 
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cindy CD/TV

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"The Feeding." Avoid this one, friends. It's a real pile of :baconsalt:
 
Mamma mia sucked a lot like hell I imagine, I could easily have murdered each actor or actress that sang especially Amanda Seyfried for her inglorious rendition of honey honey. Jesus how will I sleep at night
 
Balibo starring Anthony LaPaglia.

This movie was like watching paint dry. Really, it was. I've seen movies where they are slow due to the storytelling needed or whatever. But this one is a fucking joke. I am glad I only paid a couple of £ for it off of Amazon. If I'd paid what they were asking when it came out £12 I would have been on the war path hunting those who made it. But I didn't pay that so lucky them! lol Do yourselves a favour and avoid this movie. Do something more fun instead... like visit the dentist or stick your cock in a piranha tank. Do anything but watch this movie. It's not the worst movie ever. But it's damn close.

Ps Tony boy since the last time I saw him in a film looks like he has been munching on the Twinkies a bit too much. Wait till Axl Rose find out Tony has been eating Axl's Twinkies. Axl will go ape shit.

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That Hollywood Tekken movie.Even though i'm a big fan of the game series i've got to say...that was FUCKING HORRIBLE!:brick:
 
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cindy CD/TV

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"Alexander." It was the equivalent of having all the ingredients of a lovely gourmet dinner, but then letting ME be the one to cook it. The result: An incomprehensible mess that leaves an icky taste in your mouth! :brick:

This description also applies to "No Country for Old Men." :baconsalt: :D
 
That Hollywood Tekken movie.Even though i'm a big fan of the game series i've got to say...that was FUCKING HORRIBLE!:brick:
If you think that was bad, you should watch The King of Fighters. It will make Tekken, Street Fighter, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, D.O.A.: Dead or Alive and hell, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation all look like masterpieces.
 
I watched 'Knowing' last night and frankly it was pile of turd. Why does US film makers insist on producing these stupid end of the world films? It's been done to death now so frigging stop will ya!
 
Jack and Jill, I can't believe Sandler (or his producers) were able to get THE Al Pacino in such a big role.
I can't believe that anyone that isn't high or drunk would actually pay money to see that crap.Hell,I wouldn't even sneak into that movie if I had the chance.

I watched 'Knowing' last night and frankly it was pile of turd. Why does US film makers insist on producing these stupid end of the world films? It's been done to death now so frigging stop will ya!
For the same reason that they keep making fucking zombie movies,or vampire movies,or dystopian future movies,or cop movies,or mob movies,or comic book movies,or...

Because there are no original stories anymore,and the same 'ol,same 'ol keeps making money hand over fist.
 
I can't believe that anyone that isn't high or drunk would actually pay money to see that crap.Hell,I wouldn't even sneak into that movie if I had the chance.


For the same reason that they keep making fucking zombie movies,or vampire movies,or dystopian future movies,or cop movies,or mob movies,or comic book movies,or...

Because there are no original stories anymore,and the same 'ol,same 'ol keeps making money hand over fist.


It does seem all the same at the moment. I'm actually enjoying more Asian and european films at the moment unfortunately
 
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