Check out my post count....I am a 'noob'
We do these irritating things so the 'non-noobs' will start forums asking other 'non-noobs' why we do the 'noob' things that we do. Then we all sit around and laugh at you.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go start a thread comparing 'non-noobs' to a wife that never stops bitching. I don't think that has been covered yet.