What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

[Red Spyder]

I'd be a redneck......... :tongue:

 

[berno81]

Id crack the shits when she pops up while im looking for porn

 

[lurkingdirk]

I could make a really bad joke on one of those.

But I won't

Jabba the hut?

 

[LukeEl]

I'd rather have a jetpack than Carmella Bing as a ******.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'd tell her fat ass to lose some weight

 

[VampDude]

If Carmella Bing was a "step" ******... I'd have no problem wanting to fuck her.

If Carmella Bing was a ******... I'd still want to fuck her, but she'd have hot friends to compensate the needs.

 

[jobforacowboy2002]

id tell her to bring over her pornstar friends.

 

[Buggster]

Besides what I said Premium Link Upgrade I would definitely NOT want to end up like Marie Luv's *******.



impdaddy

 

[Bigdaddycoold1]

i'd tell her to lose weight becuz shes a big fatass now

 

[grower_boy]

I wouldn't jack off to her videos, obviously. Also like others already said, I would have her introduce me to her sexy colleagues!

 

[alexios]

You guys are a bunch of amateurs...come on!


I'd have sex with her and then have her introduce me to her female pornstar friends.

 

[DP_LOVER]

surfing for porn would become like Russian roulette!

 

[wdoall]

I'd feel really warped jacking off to her

 

[alexios]

I'd feel really warped jacking off to her

...but you would do it anyway, wouldn't you?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'd tell her fat ass to lose some weight

Wow, that was exactly what I was going to post.

 

[alexpnz]

I'd **** myself.

 

[kappy]

Wouldn't make a difference to me, I'm not into ****** or bbw also I have a gf

 

[jointsmoker612]

I'd ask her to go on a diet

 

[Boobinator]

I'd change my last name.

 

[Moonchild22]

What if asses were elbows and I farted waves of rainbow sherbet?