What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

[iloveporn1985]

What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

 

[Johan]

I would like ****** to be legal...

 

[BlueBalls]

What if Brian Dennehy was your ******?

 

[ThatRedWing]

I'd ask her for a loan.













Then I'd have her bring over some of her hot friends.

 

[DR. B]

I'd fuck her friends.

 

[too fast]

What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

I'd be proud of a ****** in porn

 

[Ravenholm]

It would make me feel dirty some how due to fancying my ****** if she was my ******. ****** should be legalised if that be the case.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Me reading this without Carmella Bing as a ******: "Lol this thread is really dumb and has no point."

Me reading this with Carmella Bing as a ******: "Hey Carmella, come check out this thread. It's really dumb and has no point."

 

[Buggster]

What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

I'd get to meet her collegues and friends + go to cool parties.

 

[STDiva]

I got ****** for making ****** jokes. Just sayin.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I got ****** for making ****** jokes. Just sayin.

I'm going to ban you for saying that.

 

[Patrick_S]

What if Carmella Bing was Chandler Bing´s ******? Would that mean she in reality is just a fictional character who´s existence came into being only because of the perverted subconscious dreams of a tv-writer? Think about that, that´s some deep ****.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

What if Carmella Bing was dead?
What if Carmella Bing was a man?
What if Carmella Bing worked at Pizza Hut?
What if Carmella Bing's real name was "Tito"?

 

[redhotgorillausa]

If Carmella Bing was my ******, I would legally change my name and pray for her every day.

Now, if she was my girlfriend, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!

 

[lamarwynn]

Be hard not to try something

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i would be more careful in searching for porn...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ya'll be jealous if she was and I'd know who were my real friends from the fake haters who would only like me because my ****** is Carmella Bing. Also as a ****** member I would be extremely sad because she has HIV and gained a bunch of weight and will likely die before our parents due to diabetes. I will still love her though because she's my ****** and ****** sticks together. Word, bitches. Word.

And no Carmella Bing does not have a HIV/weight issue. That has been solved. I feel I should put this to cover myself nowadays... :dunno:

 

[Roald]

What if Carmella Bing was dead?
What if Carmella Bing was a man?
What if Carmella Bing worked at Pizza Hut?
What if Carmella Bing's real name was "Tito"?

I could make a really bad joke on one of those.

But I won't

 

[squallumz]

she works at pizza hut?

knew it!

 

[PirateKing]

I'd be confused because we look nothing alike.