What have you learned from watching porn?

[Salamander_MN]

One word ... positions.

 

[onlysmellz]

That the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. And even though interactive erotic software is the wave of the future, one hundred percent electronic! the Dude still jerks off manually.

 

[Webster80]

That all women are very horny and always feel like having sex.

And in each office there's a sexy secretary, with short skirt and nice stockings

 

[PierreDK]

Women get an orgasm by sucking on a dildo.
Women keep their stiletto shoes on when going to bed.
Women knows nothing better than facials.
If you fuck another man's wife he won't get angry but join you.
People are always horny.

 

[Sir L]

I learned that I should have been getting pussy as a tip more often when I delivered pizzas in college. Weed & Money is ok, but is there a better tip than a tight 19 year old pussy?

 

[The Joker]

How to fix the cable.

 

[SPACEBANDITO]

That no matter how twisted i think my fetishes get there is always someone who wants to take it further

 

[BlueBalls]

Women like being slapped around the face.

 

[xfire]

-Women that have never had **** can be MILF's
-Old grannies can be barely legal
-BBW can mean just about any body type
-Women love the cock, any cock, anywhere, any time
-Women age so fast that one week they're doing teen porn and the next week they're doing hot mature porn
-Women can reverse the aging process so fast that one week you see them in hot mature porn and the next week you see them doing 18-19 y/o porn
-Some women have no names and enjoy being humiliated and exploited by guys that look professional bowlers and competition eaters

That's just for starters.

 

[e_love_1919]

-Cable guys and telephone repair men have a lot of sex.

-Anything less than two orgasms during a 20 to 30 minute escapade is just unfulfilling.

-Make out sessions in public always ends up in an orgy.

-Mechanics and construction workers never smell bad.

-No one is ever disappointed when their partner’s pants come down since penises are always massive, however they always look surprised to find a penis there.

-Double Penetration makes women smile

 

[hotrod808]

Through hardcore movies i´ve learned how to fuck a girl or lick her for her pleasure. Because you can see everything you learn which spots you have to touch and lick to make her cum. This was really great help. Without porn you would look like a total loser making love for the first time because you didn´t know what to do.
BUT if you cannot seperate porn from the real world you could end up in trouble.
A Girl does not automatically ride you if you take her for a ride. And you do not have to have a 20+ inch cock to make a woman come. But most of you probably know that

 

[ikizido]

I learned to like anal ! It just happened recently !!!

 

[vodkazvictim]

If you're a cameraman all your colleagues will laugh when a splash of cum hits you in the face. They will show no sympathy.

 

[shaihulud89]

Everything!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I learned that all my friends' ******* really want me, regardless of what they (or the courts and their stupid restraining orders) say.

 

[demonbbq]

I learned that you need to have your shoes on to have good sex.

 

[Blackjack69]

I learned that in order to make a girl cum all you have to do is ask if she's about to.

 

[iamaham123]

pornstars are terrible at acting... even sasha isnt that good

 

[bobjustbob]

Funny stuff folks. And I know it won't end soon. Petra, you know the simplest things will get the simplest out of us. I hope you win this round. I don't care want the rules say.

 

[Monica_lover]

1. new positions.
2. new sexy fetishes.
3. how to pick a sexy outfit for my girl.
4. where to do it (I thought the bed was the only place hehe lol)