What I learned from porn that isn't true:
1. Women never have headaches.
2. No girl ever refuses to have anal sex, as long as the guy wants it. If she doesn't ask / beg for it, it's okay if he just puts his dick right up there.
3. All female teachers wear short skirts, high heels, glasses and are happy to show their cleavage to every guy in class. When the lesson's over, the class bully gets laid right on the spot.
4. A plumber / pizza boy gets the opportunity to fuck every female customer he has.
5. If a girl won't sleep with you after three minutes of talking, just give her 500 $ cash and she will.
6. 75% of all women older than 20 have fake tits.
7. Most Girls aged 18-20 have pigtails, and their favorite clothing color is pink.
8. A 35 year old, 250lbs, 6"3' bbw is perfectly fine with fucking a 19 year old, 120lbs 5"5' guy and vice versa.
9. If a friend of mine wants to fuck his girlfriend and doesn't get an erection, he might call me so that I do his girlfriend. He'll sit there and watch us.
10. If the husband comes home from an exhausting 10hour day at work, he's still happy and able to fuck for half an hour right after he entered the house, even before getting any dinner.
11. In California, Florida, or Las Vegas there is not one single women older than 40 and that does not look like the hottest 10% of the earth's population.
What I learned from porn that is true:
1. There are women who actually like to give blowjobs.
2. Some girls are really active and dominant, while others just want the guy to do all the work.
3. Don't do doggystyle if your walls are thin.
4. Some girls are so noisy you'll need earplugs.
5. Big natural boobs over a certain size look better in a bra than outside.
1. Women never have headaches.
2. No girl ever refuses to have anal sex, as long as the guy wants it. If she doesn't ask / beg for it, it's okay if he just puts his dick right up there.
3. All female teachers wear short skirts, high heels, glasses and are happy to show their cleavage to every guy in class. When the lesson's over, the class bully gets laid right on the spot.
4. A plumber / pizza boy gets the opportunity to fuck every female customer he has.
5. If a girl won't sleep with you after three minutes of talking, just give her 500 $ cash and she will.
6. 75% of all women older than 20 have fake tits.
7. Most Girls aged 18-20 have pigtails, and their favorite clothing color is pink.
8. A 35 year old, 250lbs, 6"3' bbw is perfectly fine with fucking a 19 year old, 120lbs 5"5' guy and vice versa.
9. If a friend of mine wants to fuck his girlfriend and doesn't get an erection, he might call me so that I do his girlfriend. He'll sit there and watch us.
10. If the husband comes home from an exhausting 10hour day at work, he's still happy and able to fuck for half an hour right after he entered the house, even before getting any dinner.
11. In California, Florida, or Las Vegas there is not one single women older than 40 and that does not look like the hottest 10% of the earth's population.
What I learned from porn that is true:
1. There are women who actually like to give blowjobs.
2. Some girls are really active and dominant, while others just want the guy to do all the work.
3. Don't do doggystyle if your walls are thin.
4. Some girls are so noisy you'll need earplugs.
5. Big natural boobs over a certain size look better in a bra than outside.
