What have you learned from watching porn?
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- learned porn is murder seka taught
That High schools are full of DD breasted woman that will fuck anyone with a six pack and muscles, with or without other peoples being in the room.
that women really don't know how to measure because they always start at like 4 or 5 inches when measuring those guys cocks lol
I learned that I am much better at licking a pussy then the vast majority of pornstars.
I also learned that most women love to wear shoes while having sex, even in bed, especially platform high heels. I got my wife to try this, gotta wonder how they keep the heels from digging holes in the sheets?
People always put towels down before they have sex.
Women on a farm will get down in the hay, or grass. Same goes for sand, they must use special sand that won't get in pubic areas.
It used to be that women would get down in the back seat of a Camaro or muscle car, now if you drive around in the back of a crappy 15 passenger van, various hotties are more than willing to jump in an have sex.
Apparently when having a threesome with two ladies. One will demand anal, and the other will decide that after a bit she will definitely want to "taste that ass" then proceed to lick the cock that had been up the other girls butt.
Women want to sun themselves topless anywhere and everywhere. When spotted they will say "You have seen mine, I need to see yours" and then they will have an overwhelming desire to suck cock.
On occasion old fat guys can get with hot 18 year olds girls that want to see what a penis is like. Especially since there is a complete lack of 18 year old males that aren't interested in pussy.
I also learned that most women love to wear shoes while having sex, even in bed, especially platform high heels. I got my wife to try this, gotta wonder how they keep the heels from digging holes in the sheets?
People always put towels down before they have sex.
Women on a farm will get down in the hay, or grass. Same goes for sand, they must use special sand that won't get in pubic areas.
It used to be that women would get down in the back seat of a Camaro or muscle car, now if you drive around in the back of a crappy 15 passenger van, various hotties are more than willing to jump in an have sex.
Apparently when having a threesome with two ladies. One will demand anal, and the other will decide that after a bit she will definitely want to "taste that ass" then proceed to lick the cock that had been up the other girls butt.
Women want to sun themselves topless anywhere and everywhere. When spotted they will say "You have seen mine, I need to see yours" and then they will have an overwhelming desire to suck cock.
On occasion old fat guys can get with hot 18 year olds girls that want to see what a penis is like. Especially since there is a complete lack of 18 year old males that aren't interested in pussy.
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RogueAlan
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porn is the great Lady Justice... I know better than to trust a guy who says he's never seen porn... he's lying or he's so closted and naive he'd be prey to anyone about anything.
And equally important, I know to keep the 'friends' that want to watch porn with just me or hit the strip club before lunch at arm's length (preferably someone else's arm) because they EXPECT...
impossibly augmented breasts to be as sensitive and responsive as the real thing; that every girl or woman secretly wants them (and by extension their buddies); that my looking at porn means at some level i want to share my girl with him (?! what, dude, not even a loaner for trade!?); that his fantasy job of starting a rock band after the age of 30 and his real job as an out of work framer will pull hotties better then the arrogant lawyer with the Lotus & Rolex; that the performance on stage or screen is really for them.
Oh, and I've learned that the majority of people who are passionately opposed to porn are either jealous of the pleasure others apparently get from sex or talking about/ watching/ thinking about sex, or fall into the first category I mentioned, and hold opinions I do not need to consider endorsing or accepting about others' behavior in a free society.
I've learned that as bad as the actors and actresses can be in any porn I've ever seen, they're honestly getting down to it... MSNBC, CBS, et al want to titillate with snatches ( heh ) of porn guaranteed to attract an audience, only to decry how destructive and awful it is.
I've learned that porn can be a crutch, a club, a comfort, a point of contention. I've seen it proved smart people make and enjoy porn. I've seen it demonstrated people without a real shot at anything else can make something of themselves taking it off & letting it all hang out.
In short, I'd say in porn you have a microcosm of humanity... but I may be wrong, so I'd better keep studying...
Pax RA
And equally important, I know to keep the 'friends' that want to watch porn with just me or hit the strip club before lunch at arm's length (preferably someone else's arm) because they EXPECT...
impossibly augmented breasts to be as sensitive and responsive as the real thing; that every girl or woman secretly wants them (and by extension their buddies); that my looking at porn means at some level i want to share my girl with him (?! what, dude, not even a loaner for trade!?); that his fantasy job of starting a rock band after the age of 30 and his real job as an out of work framer will pull hotties better then the arrogant lawyer with the Lotus & Rolex; that the performance on stage or screen is really for them.
Oh, and I've learned that the majority of people who are passionately opposed to porn are either jealous of the pleasure others apparently get from sex or talking about/ watching/ thinking about sex, or fall into the first category I mentioned, and hold opinions I do not need to consider endorsing or accepting about others' behavior in a free society.
I've learned that as bad as the actors and actresses can be in any porn I've ever seen, they're honestly getting down to it... MSNBC, CBS, et al want to titillate with snatches ( heh ) of porn guaranteed to attract an audience, only to decry how destructive and awful it is.
I've learned that porn can be a crutch, a club, a comfort, a point of contention. I've seen it proved smart people make and enjoy porn. I've seen it demonstrated people without a real shot at anything else can make something of themselves taking it off & letting it all hang out.
In short, I'd say in porn you have a microcosm of humanity... but I may be wrong, so I'd better keep studying...
Pax RA
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RogueAlan
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btw, BobJustBob, liked your top 10 list!
though there are alot of fake and annoying things in porn i feel like this thread is a little to negative.
i still love porn either wayy
i still love porn either wayy
ForumModeregulator
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i have learned that sperm has many useful and entertaining uses.
Ava also has the best fucking language making her scenes hotter than many boring fucks who just lie there!
I've learned that some women can shove their whole fist in their vagina or their ass.
1. Ordinary women aren´t like porn actresses
2. Pornstars look spectacular (Unfortunately most of them have got fake boobs and things like that which is disappointing...)
3. Most of the times women are not satisfied (orgasms are fake)
4. Porn is sexist
5. Pornstars are just a sexy and juicy thing.
6. The majority of guys think they´re really good in sex, but actually they are unable to cause an orgasm.
7. Porn gives us a fake idea of what sex really is.
8. And the most important thing: if i were woman, i´d be the most fucking hot, nasty, horny, wet and juicy pornstar in this universe...
2. Pornstars look spectacular (Unfortunately most of them have got fake boobs and things like that which is disappointing...)
3. Most of the times women are not satisfied (orgasms are fake)
4. Porn is sexist
5. Pornstars are just a sexy and juicy thing.
6. The majority of guys think they´re really good in sex, but actually they are unable to cause an orgasm.
7. Porn gives us a fake idea of what sex really is.
8. And the most important thing: if i were woman, i´d be the most fucking hot, nasty, horny, wet and juicy pornstar in this universe...
bobjustbob
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Knowing that you are going to fuck these hot porn chicks for the next hour will make your dick flaccid.
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