What have you learned from porn? What has it taught you?

georges

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I learned that some exotic girls like Devon Michaels or Exotica are extremely hot in bed. I also learned that behind a so called "innocent" smile can be hidden a real cum guzzling slut and anal sex craving milf. I also learned that some girls like it rough, cumguzzling and hard.
 
I learned that it is pure fantasy and should never be mistaken for reality, nor should it be projected on my reality.

I learned that women actually suck cock (never heard of a blowjob before I saw Kascha suck off Papillon in Hawaii Vice). Unfortunately, that particular fantasy keeps trying to worm its way into my reality and I find myself reeeeelly wanting a blowjob. My reality is that I did not marry a kinky woman with an oral fixation.

I learned that Stacy Valentine is supremely hot.

I learned that you can jerk off as much as 5 times a day and not go blind.

You won't go blind but your cock will hurt like a cunt.
 
that by simply driving/walking up to random women in the street and offering them a lift/money/college books will get you laid... :rofl:
 
Yeah, you better say that, or some woman who's all of 5' 1½" tall will climb on the furniture to beat on you.

Baring that you can also threaten to punch him in the knee. ;)



Even though I have known power, money, and sex ran the world for a long time now, porn has shown me that even I didn't fully comprehend the extent to which that was true.
 
i learned that fake tits looks very bad when they go up and down,
yeah there are some exception,like jenna and tera,but usually they
look better holding still...
 
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