I have also learned that suggesting a girl do something that you saw on a porn is sometimes a good way to get a slap in the face.
I learned that it is pure fantasy and should never be mistaken for reality, nor should it be projected on my reality.
I learned that women actually suck cock (never heard of a blowjob before I saw Kascha suck off Papillon in Hawaii Vice). Unfortunately, that particular fantasy keeps trying to worm its way into my reality and I find myself reeeeelly wanting a blowjob. My reality is that I did not marry a kinky woman with an oral fixation.
I learned that Stacy Valentine is supremely hot.
I learned that you can jerk off as much as 5 times a day and not go blind.
Yeah, you better say that, or some woman who's all of 5' 1½" tall will climb on the furniture to beat on you.
Baring that you can also threaten to punch him in the knee.![]()