I keep having this recurring dream. I'm laying on a table, there's a midget sitting on my chest wearing nothing but clown make-up and a diaper. I struggle, but can not seem to move. I look around, but don't see and chains. It's almost like sleep paralysis. The little middle aged man on my chest starts getting louder and starts bouncing up and down, all the while still yelling "diaper change!" I struggle even harder. The intensity of his screaming and bouncing reach an apex as a door behind me is slammed open. I cock my head back to see a large woman walk in. She is dressed in victorian garments and never says a word. All my attempts at communication are met by an off-set tilt of the head. The midget says "it's about time" and stands up, a small overflow of shit falling over the top seal of his diaper and onto my stomach. The woman suspends him above me with some kind of sex-swing contraption. At this point, I'm screaming "No! No! No!" The woman finally seems to respond as she picks up a fish bowl and places it over my face. She then removes the midget's diaper and an organic avalanches rushes down upon my body. I can feel the makings. Mostly a thick, paste-like liquid, warm to the touch. I feel the occasional chunk bounce off my stomach or settle with a little fluid inside my navel like tofu soup. I look up and I can see the door to my demise. It looks as if someone tightened the drawstring on their hoody and spit out a snickers. The flow weakens and I wait as the least few droplets and mucus-neutralized fecal paste go astray and splash my neck, giving me a warm tickling sensation. The woman then replaces the diaper and I usually wake up before he needs another changing. This is my favorite dream. The others scare me.
what does this dream mean?
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Here's an idea: stop wasting your time dreaming so much and go find a job!
p.s. -- get off the internet and go find a job!!!
p.p.s. -- quit staring at porn all day and get a job!!
p.s. -- get off the internet and go find a job!!!
p.p.s. -- quit staring at porn all day and get a job!!
True about the moronic stories, but not necessarily on the sporadic nature of dreams. If you activate your pineal gland whilst awake you're dreams will be way more vivid and memorable.
How about activating your pineal gland whilst you are awake so your employment will be way more vivid and memorable?
All this "Get a job you hippie!" I'm guessing you're old, most likely conservative. Probably have a job ur dad gave u when u were 16 for working "oh so hard" and think everyone without one is just lazy and doesn't want to work.
Please show me where I posted the word "hippie".
Not old, not conservative.
Definitely not lazy or whiny or blame-y like the just-outta-high school kids of today.
I actually have two jobs plus my own p/t business.
You claim to be oh-so intelligent (based on meaningless SAT scores), so I guess that means you simply lack the drive, conviction, concentration, wherewithal, constitution, grit, imagination, creativity, et al to find and/or create a job for yourself.
Not sure why I'm wasting time berating someone who makes stuff up on the internet just to get attention. My fault.
Not old, not conservative.
Definitely not lazy or whiny or blame-y like the just-outta-high school kids of today.
I actually have two jobs plus my own p/t business.
You claim to be oh-so intelligent (based on meaningless SAT scores), so I guess that means you simply lack the drive, conviction, concentration, wherewithal, constitution, grit, imagination, creativity, et al to find and/or create a job for yourself.
Not sure why I'm wasting time berating someone who makes stuff up on the internet just to get attention. My fault.
This is amazing. The OP is virtually word for word lifted out of BlueBalls' bucket list sex book.
Uncanny.
Uncanny.
I guess u didn't get my rep with the comment. I have found a "job" so calm down. I've re-registered for classes and am just waiting for next semester to start. Stop thinking everyone's just whining, I've been putting in applications 24/7 for going on 8 months instead of camping around like the Occupy people. And stop bashing the SAT scores, I just chose to use those as an example because they're relatable. I'm not an angry person though, so I'll congratulate you on your 2 jobs and business. Mind if I ask what kind of business?
No way! Because this was totally a conversation with me and my roommate while we were high. We started talking about the bathroom scene in Bridesmaids which led to monkeys and fecaphilia then his "dream" lol
Precious metals.
See...instead of blaming and whining about the gov't and bankster and no jobs and all that crap, I took a look around at the end of '08 and thought "How can I make all of this work for me?"
Thanks to all the corruption and fraud within the global financial system, my biz has been booming for three years running!
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
It means you need to send me all my money if you don't want to die of a flesh eating disease.
DR. B
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look, you ain't got to lie to kick it bro. just be yourself.
I just thought it was a funny story. My buddy doesn't have a FO account so I thought I'd share.
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