What do you hate the most in a sex scene?

[Gape_Fan]

Lengthy vaginal scenes.

Get to the ATM and gaping instead!

 

[dave_rhino]

look at their faces man..their thinking about what they have to do for dinner...

how do you know that they have orgasms???

what about squirting orgasms? you can't exactly fake that.

 

[theslutlover]

any time the scene is at least 2 guys for each girl and there is no DP.

 

[Calm]

2 things:

1. When the girl licks the guy's ass/feet/anything but his dick.

2. when all of the sudden the camera decides to do a close-up on the guy's face for like 30 seconds.

 

[EvaForU]

what about squirting orgasms? you can't exactly fake that.

yes you can... there are many ways to fake a squirting orgasm...

1-peeing

2- introducing water in the vagina before filming the squirt...and pushing like if you were peeing

as i told you i prefer erothic..i know is a coreography too...but porn is a worse coreography...i dont like porn...is too fake...or you think those cums from men are sperm??? (chicken soup most of the times)

kisses:

Eva

 

[Bersug]

I clearly miss some obvious options in this poll. Besides crapy music I hate it when the show the guys face almost at the end when he is about to cume. Why do they do that? It doesn't help me cum, it sure as hell ain't 'his' looks.

 

[HeartBroker]

Can't vote, it's bitches with no heart!

 

[Dro50]

Yeah when the chic isn't into it...total turnoff! When The guy goes for a facial and misses or has like two little invisble drops.Theres hardly and boob fondling in porn nowadays.Showing the guy's face when he's about to cum...gah cant stand that. Keeping the camera in the under the guys ass position for too long...it should be a max of thirty seconds.

 

[bt_bob]

i hate anal sex only because i would never do it too my wife or girlfriend.

 

[Dro50]

I hate watching when guys make girls throwup from deepthroat, make them do degrading things like eat their assholes??? A guy doing that to a girl maybe but not the other way around. General degredation and strange fetishes are just not enjoyable.

 

[EvaForU]

I referred to this on the "do women have orgasms" thread started by LadyLove, but take my word for it, the squirting orgasms in squirting porn movies have nothing to do with water insertion, and nothing to do with pee. It is so blatantly obvious when a woman is squirting, from the physical behavior of her pussy, to her noise levels, to her body language, to the color of the liquid, and the hole it comes out of, and the way it sprinkles, showers or sprays out.

Anyone who has ever seen a squirt in real life knows the difference between that and pee, and I have yet to see a "fake squirt" in a porn and I've seen plenty of porn.

You think the men's cum is chicken soup? At least people can see how reliable your "squirting is water insertion or pee" assertion is, if you think male cum in porn is ever, ever chicken soup. It's only ever faked for some photoshoots, and even then, not always, and it's not chicken soup. Also if you don't like porn how did you end up here

I hate when people say squirts are fake or that porn squirts are fake, cause it lets men off the hook, men SHOULD learn how to do it, and when people say it's a myth or fake or hard to do, it discourages men from thinking it's something that they can and should learn to accomplish.

Fox

first of all ..i am not a man... and squirt is less liquid of what you see on movies...

second..keep on living in your fantasy world thinking pornstars have hughe screaming and squirting orgasms everytime

third..men´s cum...if you watch a movie ... when the girls strokes till the end...cumshots are smaller than when the man finishes it in a woman´s face... and when he strokes till the end he allways hide one part of his hand (where he hides a little bag) ... you can keep believe what you want...

 

[Dro50]

first of all ..i am not a man... and squirt is less liquid of what you see on movies...

second..keep on living in your fantasy world thinking pornstars have hughe screaming and squirting orgasms everytime

third..men´s cum...if you watch a movie ... when the girls strokes till the end...cumshots are smaller than when the man finishes it in a woman´s face... and when he strokes till the end he allways hide one part of his hand (where he hides a little bag) ... you can keep believe what you want...

LOL wow porn can sure be magical!:rofl:

 

[Irony]

Vaginal licking just bores me

 

[LordVader66]

I really don't get into the anal stuff, its just not as visually pleasing to me as a woman being penetrated in the spot that she is supposed to be penetrated in. Don't get my wrong, my wife and I are into a bit of anal every now and then but I don't think that it looks as visually pleasing on camera as traditional penetration.

 

[O85]

not a fan of anal at all

 

[tiberious_01]

I have to go with anal too. It can be cool sometimes, but when they go in for the extreme close-ups, for me it can go from cool to gross.

 

[Civickiller80]

I hate it when the camera is on the girls face just as she is about to receive a facial and then it goes to a close-up of some guys weird sweaty face for like 30 seconds...what a turn off...

 

[Melroy]

I hate when the camera man is to busy beating off to notice that a pillow is blocking the shot (see clip 3)
http://www.teenmovieland.com/ap75/

or when a movie is being filmed in the dessert and the camera man takes too much peyote and can't focus the camera
http://galleries.aebn.net/beta3/ind...fid/AEBN-015675/tid/73/layout/mgp_layout2.cfm

That is what I hate

 

[georges]

a girl not swallowing cum

 

[serpentor]

Don't much care for anal, and I really don't like DP all you see is a guys ass and two sets of balls. I also hate any scene where the girl looks like sees in pain total turn off.