Edward Norton.
Why????
Edward Norton.
Steve Jobs and Ipod apps that operate sex machines that fuck you until the phone battery runs out.
The essential ingredients:
3 feet of standard garden hose
a funnel
2 midgets (at least, use midgets to flavour to taste)
standard 2 kg container of Crisco
2 English cucumbers
That recipe is golden ever single fucking time.
I like to see the girl sweat, and have her hair all messed up. Actually look like she's just had the hell fucked out of her. I hate these scenes where the girl looks all fresh and clean at the end. Too fake.
Charles Barkley eating a sausage out of your "saugage wallet" and a Justin Bieber eating a Butterfinger from you "Chocolate Factory".
....No but seriously more strapons would be nice.
long legs women
Everyone here is fucked up.
i love watching two sexy little petite teens with nice small breasts and tiny, hard nipples going at it, licking each others clits with their long tongues, speading their lips to let the tongue go in their hole...then getting into possition to do some good, hard tribbing be4 getting out the double ended dildo so they can pump each other while rubbing their juicy clits...dripping their juices all over that dildo.
Something that looks like it might be amateur rather than high-gloss pro stuff. No anal. I like to see the girl being fucked - the cock penetrating her, then pumping in and out, her bouncing and the guy squeezing them. I like to hear the girl coming, and see the come oozing out of her after she`s been fucked. And if the guy can tie her down first, even better.
.... in baby oil.
Two girls doing anal play with large toys. Gapes.
no "acting". 98% of them do a terrible job at it.
what if your dad comes home early from work?
He won't, don't worry. You won't say anything will you?
Well, i won't say anything. But only if you could do something for me...
ffs, if you wanna be actors, go and play soccer for a living.
For those of you who were being serious Thank you for your thoughts. For those of you being funny Thanks for the laugh. If you think of anything else please let me know...
Why is that????
That is kind of sexy. You are one of the few people that doesn't like anal that much. Thats cool.