roronoa3000
Banned
Why do they need to be inside of tents?
....The mosquitoes, huh?
They are bad this time of year.
What Do You Gentleman Like to See in a Scene??????
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Why do they need to be inside of tents?
....The mosquitoes, huh?
They are bad this time of year.
A king.
roronoa3000
Banned
No one likes pirates in real life, only in One Piece. Even then people want them all dead.
DAMN YOU AKAINU!!!
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Ritualistic killings, human sacrifice, squirrels and baseball.
roronoa3000
Banned
Steve Jobs and Ipod apps that operate sex machines that fuck you until the phone battery runs out.
The essential ingredients:
3 feet of standard garden hose
a funnel
2 midgets (at least, use midgets to flavour to taste)
standard 2 kg container of Crisco
2 English cucumbers
That recipe is golden ever single fucking time.
3 feet of standard garden hose
a funnel
2 midgets (at least, use midgets to flavour to taste)
standard 2 kg container of Crisco
2 English cucumbers
That recipe is golden ever single fucking time.
I like to see the girl sweat, and have her hair all messed up. Actually look like she's just had the hell fucked out of her. I hate these scenes where the girl looks all fresh and clean at the end. Too fake.
roronoa3000
Banned
Charles Barkley eating a sausage out of your "saugage wallet" and a Justin Bieber eating a Butterfinger from you "Chocolate Factory".
....No but seriously more strapons would be nice.
....No but seriously more strapons would be nice.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Women don't shove nearly enough cellphones up their asses anymore.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Everyone here is fucked up.
Second that
i love watching two sexy little petite teens with nice small breasts and tiny, hard nipples going at it, licking each others clits with their long tongues, speading their lips to let the tongue go in their hole...then getting into possition to do some good, hard tribbing be4 getting out the double ended dildo so they can pump each other while rubbing their juicy clits...dripping their juices all over that dildo.
PirateKing
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Don't tread on my dreams!
Also I gotta say, Akainu is kinda badass. I almost considered renaming myself MagmaFistingAdmiral. It even sounds kind of kinky.
That reminds me, more magma. Theres never any magma in porn scenes.
CherylFan
Closed Account
Something that looks like it might be amateur rather than high-gloss pro stuff. No anal. I like to see the girl being fucked - the cock penetrating her, then pumping in and out, her bouncing and the guy squeezing them. I like to hear the girl coming, and see the come oozing out of her after she`s been fucked. And if the guy can tie her down first, even better.
roronoa3000
Banned
.... in baby oil.
Shifty
O.G.
Dirk, I see you're trying to sneak in some lube again. Need I remind you that we've discussed this several times in the past and as agreed it is 'go hard or go home' i.e. no lubricants of any kind :nono:
Two girls doing anal play with large toys. Gapes.
GregCentauro
Banned
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