What did all the white dog poo go?

[senob44]

That must be saying something. You would think being in New Jersey you would be constantly surrounded by a vast variety of excrement left behind by all matter of living things in the area.

Oh, I'm knee-deep in it alright, D-rock!!! Just ask Friday, you've got to shovel this stuff like snow sometimes! Plus, to top it all off, it's mostly human!

 

[om3ga]

Good question - haven't seen that since I was a mere nipper....

 

[calpoon]

where have all the dog poops gone?
the young girls picked them, everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

This mystery must be solved.

I would also like to know whatever happened to that pink substance the janitor used to clean up all the puke in elementary school. :dunno:

 

[Artimus]

Now that I think about it, it's been ages since I last saw white dog poo.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I miss white dogshit. When I was living in Mexico it was a common sight. In the US I've never seen it. I think that we should have more white dogshit just to spice things up a bit.

 

[tunsty]

I miss white dogshit. When I was living in Mexico it was a common sight. In the US I've never seen it. I think that we should have more white dogshit just to spice things up a bit.

I recommend that people be specifically employed to go around the streets, with a pot of paint and whiten dog-poo wherever they find it..

It's a shit job, but someone has to do it.

 

[dave_rhino]

People started hanging their toilet paper over the top, and all of a sudden all the white dog poo disapears.

Coincidence?

I think not...

 

[stainedblueyes]

lol dave... your logic is faultless!

Looks like the whole "less calcium/bonemeal" thing is to blame for the extinction of the fabled white dog cack... I'm wondering exactly how much calcium I need to ingest to get a white poo

 

[supermexia]

Were did all the white dog poo go?


allow me to solve this mystery gents....


White dog poo vanished because the dog food manufactures took out a certain ingrediant ( i think it was some thing called meal) thus removing the nice white crumbley crap we youngsters enjoyed stepping in so much.

now what happened to the all the white trees?

:nanner:

 

[maildude]

Never have I seen white dog dookie. But I sure have stepped in my share of Caramel-colored crap. :eek:

 

[supermexia]

ah the brown creamy poop

or as it was know in my youth....

pedigree chum

by far the worst episode of chum related hi jinx was back in school when a friend of mine road his bike thu a small moutain of the stuff. said friend had no rear mud guard thus the poop was so wet ( like a liquid puddle ) that it flicked up and coverd his back!:eek: in a long skid mark style track.

said friend was from then on named skid mark or skids for the rest of the time at school.

 

[BlueBalls]

Its back :eek:

Run for your lives!!!!!

 

[hiropro]

The truth is that the colour was caused by dogs eating bones,hence the colour.People give their dogs fewer bones these days so there is very little chalky white dog bob.