What confounds you?

[CunningStunts]

Most of humanity confounds me...

 

[vodkazvictim]

You said you want to choose what you want. But you say you "want to be happy". Then you are already wanting to be happy. You already want what you want, so why would you choose to change your desire, unless you didn't want it? But you do, so that's a moot point.

Unless you are saying you don't want to be happy, but wish you wanted to be happy (without actually wanting it), I'm not the one whose sense is lacking.

I give up. Think what you damned well want.

 

[shaggydude]

Rhinoceroses, glockenspiels, macaroni and cheese

 

[Supafly]

Why clothing is mandatory in most societies... and why sex is more censored than violence in America...

Exactly. I saw a great satirical cartoon years ago, don't remember where:

A family sits in front of the TV, next picture they watch a guy, on the gallow. They see him from the stomach upwards. No problem there. Then they see the full body and he has a hard-on.

Instantly the parents put their hands over their kids eyes.

And how come kids can be in military school at the age of 7, and join the Army at seventeen, but in so many states you are not even allowed a beer before 21.

 

[Petra]

Why is Big Bird blue and named Pino in the dutch Sesame Street?

 

[KillTheIndustry]

I give up. Think what you damned well want.

I will. As will you. Once you get a grasp on what it is you want, that is.

Stick to poop jokes, VV. That's all your puny mind is "good" for.

Why is Big Bird blue and named Pino in the dutch Sesame Street?

I can wrap my head around a blue Big Bird, but why is Pino singing to a goldfish with pictures of giant caterpillars behind him?

Speaking of Sesame Street...

Kermit going ape shit over a girl fucking up the alphabet seems like a good premise, but this guy is as clever as a rock, and instead he goes all amateur Windows Movie Maker on the Full House opening theme. And Part One is no better. Kermit experiences every Photoshop filter, and blows up. I just don't get it. Not funny, not cool, not clever... :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

man's inhumanity to his fellow man. Oh when will we learn. . .when 'tis too late no doubt, when the final tear is shed for the final death of the final man as he commits suicide in disgust at the ruination his kind have wrought 'pon each other as the sun sets for the final time on a dead Earth.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Exactly. I saw a great satirical cartoon years ago, don't remember where:

A family sits in front of the TV, next picture they watch a guy, on the gallow. They see him from the stomach upwards. No problem there. Then they see the full body and he has a hard-on.

Instantly the parents put their hands over their kids eyes.

And how come kids can be in military school at the age of 7, and join the Army at seventeen, but in so many states you are not even allowed a beer before 21.

You wouldn't want the soldiers getting drunk, would you? They might run amok killing civilians without due cause...

Stick to poop jokes, VV. That's all your puny mind is "good" for.

:thefinger:
My puny mind isn't even good for them. Still beats yours hands down though

man's inhumanity to his fellow man.

^^This.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

man's inhumanity to his fellow man.

^^This.

:thefinger:
Still beats yours hands down though

:horse: