The locals called it "Allie". I broke down once about 15 miles outside of allie, little town called Bunkie, LA. looks like where they based the first resident evil game for playstation1 off of. No cell phone signal, town has 2 police and they're both somewhere out on the highway the dispatcher at the police station tells me. There is only a gas station, police station, churchs chicken, and 1 hotel in the town. There are no taxis or buses. I do not want to be stuck here. I go to the sign and write on a piece of cardboard that I need a ride to the next town "Allie" which is only 15 miles away. This is a small town where everybody knows everybody I guess. I'm outside for an hour talking to everyone, they all ignore me. I talk to the cashier girl and she calls her cousin. He says he'll take me there for $50. I'm like fuckit whatever, at least in a bigger city I can hop a greyhound bus outta there and get to airport, rental car place, or something.
I give dude $50 and hop in this rusty pickup truck with a baseball sized crack on the windshield for the ride. He's driving like 20mph the whole way, I ask wtf and he says the cops always stop everyone from bunkie on the way to Allie. Sure enough, about 7 miles down the road are the 2 cops, with 2 cars pulled over. On the way from Bunkie to Alexandria looks like a nuclear testing ground. Houses with no roofs, no doors, no windows... still occupied. Spooky, like "children of the corn" if you've ever seen that flick. So then we finally get to Allie and he drops me off near the greyhound station. Now the fun begins because the next bus out doesn't leave for 6 hours and its dark now.
I buy my ticket, and sit down at the station at 10pm they kick me and everyone else out of the station saying they will reopen it in a few hours when the bus gets here. So 10pm, cold, pitch dark on the hoodiest hood part of town I have ever seen (greyhound stations are always in these areas, why i don't fucking know!) so I gotta basically wander around the city for 4hrs with a suitcase in tow looking like eddie did in coming to america. I found a KFC and ate there, slowly. Once my food was done they have a habit of kicking you out of everywhere. They say its due to frequent robberies etc. And they're probably right. Everywhere people are lurking in the shadows, mostly dopefiends, dopedealers, tranny hoes, etc. Maybe there is a better side of the town in Allie but clearly the greyhound station ain't on that side. I could go on and on but who cares