Went to stip club/feel like crap......(long read)

so me and my wife went out to a strip club we frequent and right before we left, her friend called and decided to join us. me and my wife have had threesomes and plenty of "fun" and we have a stripper there that we met and we have had sex with. she is very cool and most of the waiters there know me and so do the girls and have a bit of special treatment. anyways, her friend is cool also but is nothing like my wife, at least that is what she says, she knows we have had threesomes but says she could never do it. now these two know eachother since they were in elementary school. so as soon as we got there we started drinking and by 2am we were pretty buzzed, so i took both of them into a private lap dance, the stripper was dancing on my wife and plenty of booby sucking both ways was going on, my wifes friend was in between me and her and i was trying to get her hand and have her touch the stripper but she wasnt having it, she was just laughing and staring at what they were doing but wouldnt touch the girl. so the dance ended and we went back outside sitting next to the stage, my wife would put a few bills on some girls but the friend would not do it. i guess you would have to be there but you could easily tell she's corious and asks a lot about our threesomes too so i know she was enjoying it. of course most of the talk we had the whole night was about sex. now here is the interesting part...she is married to one of my best friends and he is doing time right now at the county jail for four months. she made some weird revelations on how she is not into him at all and things like that, even went as far as to say she isint there100% on sex with him, satisfied i mean. now this caught me off guard because she knows he is my friend, so i didnt know what to think, i just took it thinking she was drunk. so some more things like that happen the rest of the night, sex talk and stuff. so it was time to leave and was we were driving on the road because its in the next town, her friend falls asleep in the back seat, small car so easy reach. my wife takes out her vibrator and starts to go at it. as i reached to put my right arm on her seat i ACCIDENTALLY touch her friends leg. WAS DRUNK, i noticed she didnt move and my wife noticed and just closed her eyes again, so i started caressing her friends leg while i watched her, went up and down her leg and she didnt move BUT im 90% sure she took her hand out of the way so i could move it more. my wife was going to town with her toy and would open here eyes and see every so often. when she came she unzipped my pants and started blowing me, she lifted up and told me to take my hand off her but with little authority so i just kept and she didnt say it again. she lifted up again and asked if i liked touching her friend to which i replied "yes" and at that moment i slipped my hand under her bra and fonddled her nipple, she was wearing a low cut shirt so it was easy. she started to move but my wife freaked out and sat back at her seat as if nothing was happening. now i feel like shit because i think i went too far even though im pretty sure she knew what was going on and i think she moved just to give more space. so when we got home she stayed at our house and both of them went to work in the morning, after she got off work she came back to our house and started talking about last night and how much fun she had and mentioned how she doesnt remember anything. then she asked when we would go again. i guess ill wait for some replies.....:(
 
Wow! That was painful! Ever think of taking a grammar course?
 
that started out like one of those sexy stories from swank magazine....way to go bud...but next time you gotta get your wife hammered so you can rub her leg while the friend blows you
 
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I was still waiting on how the strip club was involved in you feeling like crap.

I would say just as a general principle don't wait until a chick (friend or not) is drunk before you find out if she's okay with your sexual advances...you could find yourself in court or jail behind it.

I would lay off of her until your "friend" gets out....she's already having a challenging and confusing enough time....UNLESS you somehow get your "friend" to sign on to the idea of you and your wife getting her off for him while he does his bid...(to keep her out of the arms of some other dude).:2 cents:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
My eyes hurt......:rolleyes:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
TLDR - someone had to say it...
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I read the last sentence, if he formats it I will give it another go.

Same here. It might be a great story, but my eyes can't take that.
 
Kbronss does Melville:

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs- commerce surrounds it with her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme downtown is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there. Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall, northward. What do you see?- Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster- tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here? But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh the water as they possibly can without falling And there they stand- miles of them- leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys, streets avenues- north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?
 
from now on i dont care how much alcohol is involved or how into it you think someone might be or whether or not you think she might not be sleeping....


we had a list of "dad's" rules in our shop at work that my gysgt had put together after incidents prompted them all and yes the board was meant more as a joke than anything else but the advice is still very true. and i quote rule #15 i believe..... maybe a different number.... :

"if she's sleeping, thats assault brotha!"

make sure next time she is an active player if it happens again. if not, try to leave it alone. safer that way in the long run. 2 bad situations could happen. she could freak and tell her man when he gets home and then ur fucked. or she could freak and call the cops and then your fucked. or she could do both. then your double fucked, cause u might end up in the cage right next to her man. ever seen the show oz? yeah, not so much fun. by all means, kids, enjoy being free and open like you are. sometimes i wish i could to but i really have a hard time shairing. but make sure everyone you are free and open with are with it too.
 
Umm yeah. Thats not really smart. You should never touch a woman like that unless its something she wants/asks for. And the fact that she was passed out drunk...thats assault. You're fucking lucky she didn't wake up, freak out and call the cops. Especially since she made it pretty obvious threesomes with you and your wife weren't something she wanted ATM.

Ugh. I've been the girl on the recieving end of assault like this. Passed out on a friends couch after her party and woke up to some asshole with his one hand down my pants and the other hand on his dick. I have no idea where he even came from because everyone had left the party...guess he came back for some "fun". Seriously disgusting. Guys like that should be ass fondled while THEY sleep. I hope you've learned a lesson in all this dude because if it keeps up, you'll end up in jail.
 
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