Went to stip club/feel like crap......(long read)

If this tramp tells her husband, who is one of your best friends about this, you're a DEAD man when he gets out of the slammer.
 
I think it's all a load of shit anyways....your buzzed (and driving) getting a blowjob, and tryin to do her unconscience friend in the back seat. How many hydro poles did you hit on the way home??
 
I didn't really understand most of what you wrote. I've been kicked out of some strip clubs. I think You Might get your ass kicked if your friend finds out. Then you'll really feel like shit.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
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painful read indeed
 
Ok first, this is a porn forum - not English 101. Second, most of you have probably never been in this situation. I think I would have done the same thing. How hot is it your wife is fucking herself next to her drunk friend? I think I would have tried her out as well just to see where it leads.
 
Re: Went to strip club/feel like crap......(long read)

Ok first, this is a porn forum - not English 101. Second, most of you have probably never been in this situation. I think I would have done the same thing. How hot is it your wife is fucking herself next to her drunk friend? I think I would have tried her out as well just to see where it leads.


geez thanks!! like i posted on the title, I FEEL LIKE CRAP. i know what i did was wrong, not because she's my wife's friend but because she's MY friends wife. and most of u have not replied to the part where i said im pretty sure she knew what was going on. my wife drank the same amount and was not even close to being past out.
im not looking to have a threesome with her, but it would be fun to have her watch or something like that.
 

Spleen

Banned?
You're right, that is a long read.

Maybe you should of used bullet points.
 
Re: Went to strip club/feel like crap......(long read)

geez thanks!! like i posted on the title, I FEEL LIKE CRAP. i know what i did was wrong, not because she's my wife's friend but because she's MY friends wife. and most of u have not replied to the part where i said im pretty sure she knew what was going on. my wife drank the same amount and was not even close to being past out.
im not looking to have a threesome with her, but it would be fun to have her watch or something like that.

It's not that we're avoiding responding to your question, it's just that your post is so poorly grammatically written that it's hard to maintain interest in it for more than 3 lines. Yes, I know it's a porn forum, but the rules of grammar weren't just written for geeks and linguists; they were written to allow people to communicate clearly and orderly in writing. It has been proven that people are psychologically turned off by huge chunks of text, such as

so me and my wife went out to a strip club we frequent and right before we left, her friend called and decided to join us. me and my wife have had threesomes and plenty of "fun" and we have a stripper there that we met and we have had sex with. she is very cool and most of the waiters there know me and so do the girls and have a bit of special treatment. anyways, her friend is cool also but is nothing like my wife, at least that is what she says, she knows we have had threesomes but says she could never do it. now these two know eachother since they were in elementary school. so as soon as we got there we started drinking and by 2am we were pretty buzzed, so i took both of them into a private lap dance, the stripper was dancing on my wife and plenty of booby sucking both ways was going on, my wifes friend was in between me and her and i was trying to get her hand and have her touch the stripper but she wasnt having it, she was just laughing and staring at what they were doing but wouldnt touch the girl. so the dance ended and we went back outside sitting next to the stage, my wife would put a few bills on some girls but the friend would not do it. i guess you would have to be there but you could easily tell she's corious and asks a lot about our threesomes too so i know she was enjoying it. of course most of the talk we had the whole night was about sex. now here is the interesting part...she is married to one of my best friends and he is doing time right now at the county jail for four months. she made some weird revelations on how she is not into him at all and things like that, even went as far as to say she isint there100% on sex with him, satisfied i mean. now this caught me off guard because she knows he is my friend, so i didnt know what to think, i just took it thinking she was drunk. so some more things like that happen the rest of the night, sex talk and stuff. so it was time to leave and was we were driving on the road because its in the next town, her friend falls asleep in the back seat, small car so easy reach. my wife takes out her vibrator and starts to go at it. as i reached to put my right arm on her seat i ACCIDENTALLY touch her friends leg. WAS DRUNK, i noticed she didnt move and my wife noticed and just closed her eyes again, so i started caressing her friends leg while i watched her, went up and down her leg and she didnt move BUT im 90% sure she took her hand out of the way so i could move it more. my wife was going to town with her toy and would open here eyes and see every so often. when she came she unzipped my pants and started blowing me, she lifted up and told me to take my hand off her but with little authority so i just kept and she didnt say it again. she lifted up again and asked if i liked touching her friend to which i replied "yes" and at that moment i slipped my hand under her bra and fonddled her nipple, she was wearing a low cut shirt so it was easy. she started to move but my wife freaked out and sat back at her seat as if nothing was happening. now i feel like shit because i think i went too far even though im pretty sure she knew what was going on and i think she moved just to give more space. so when we got home she stayed at our house and both of them went to work in the morning, after she got off work she came back to our house and started talking about last night and how much fun she had and mentioned how she doesnt remember anything. then she asked when we would go again. i guess ill wait for some replies.....

To maintain an audience's interest in the reading paragraphs are essential. What paragraphs do is the same thing as when you eat a baked potato. If you try to eat the potato all at once you'll end up choking, but if you cut it up into smaller pieces you can eat the whole thing without any problems.

Another thing that would've helped you keep readers' interest is capitalization. Psychological studies have shown that seeing everything in either all capitals or all lower case makes readers feel like they aren't getting anywhere in the reading. Capitalizing the beginning of sentences gives the reader's eye something to look forward to, sort of like crossing a river. If you try to cross from one side of the river to the other in one leap you'll fall in the water long before you reach the other side, but if you use stepping stones to cross you can make it to the other side without getting wet.

I know that this isn't English 101, but those are just suggestions that would help you keep the interest of anyone reading what you wrote, including members of a porn forum. :hatsoff:
 
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