Welcome All Narcissistic Personalities

[titsrock]

But to have girls sucking your dick isnt luxury. You can get a "bitch" who sucks your dick at every turn....Thats no big deal.
But to be able to suck your own dick...
Thats the true luxury!

Spoken like a true dock worker...

First it's fun and exciting to pay a girl for a hummer. Then, you get like me, and are powerful and lordly enough to pay THEM NOT to blow anyone else but me!

That is power. I play in a world where you come to the table holding Aces not deuces....and by holding I mean having someone else do the heavy-lifting, of course.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Who said something about paying them?

 

[DrMotorcity]

Spoken like a true dock worker...

 

[KungFuDude]

oh that is cool!
I want to control that too!

Well of course you do. Everyone wishes they were as perfect as me.

 

[KungFuDude]

KungFu...KungFu...it's a shame you have to suck your own dick. You mean you don't have a couple of busty girls waving fans over you and toweling off your brow constantly...like normal people do?? My how DOES the other half live...

If I didn't have, like, 1000 things to do right now, I might lend you my fan wavers. Whenever I want a BJ, I just lower these silk pajamas I wear and one of the girls...gets down to business...:thumbsup:

I'm the only one worthy and perfect enough to suck my own dick. I'm just that good!

 

[D-rock]

I'm the only one worthy and perfect enough to suck my own dick. I'm just that good!

Let me guess. You don't even have to bend your back to do it. :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

Who said something about paying them?

I do what people like me (though there aren't many of us) do all the time..AND ASSUME about "you people" with your little bitchings and moanings about money and taxes and mortgages...

For example..I have always "assumed" that everyone, like me, has 1000 serfs carry stones up from inside mountains and those serfs sweat and toil and at some point, after enough lashings upon backs, voila, the house is made...but apparently, this is not the case anymore:dunno:

 

[belfastsixpack]

WHAT THE BLOODY FEKKEN HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!? Last time I checked I gave NONE of you permission to post.




Now someone go get me a coffee.

 

[aBossa]

Man I have so many penis as you have neurons!
Think about that.

 

[serpentcross]

You guys can't even grasp what does it mean to be Narcissistic...

of course you could start to understand if you can be Wonderful just like me.

Too bad nobody can ...

P.s.
LOL

 

[KungFuDude]

You guys can't even grasp what does it mean to be Narcissistic...

I wasn't being narcissistic, just merely stating humble facts.

FACT - I know the last digit of Pi

 

[D-rock]

I wear reflective sunglasses with the reflective side reversed so they're pointing towards me just so a moment doesn't have to go by where I can't look at myself.

 

[baultista]

www.spoiledprincessvikki.com?

If I pass by a mirror I almost always take a quick glimpse at myself, just to check for anything. I once had my collar popped completely by accident for at least two hours without knowing it! I immediately folded it back down, because popped collars are for losers!

So yeah, I don't think I'm a narcissist, but I am somethin' special =D

 

[aBossa]

:sing:
«...I don't need to sell my soul
He's already in me

I wanna be adored
I wanna be adored...»

I Love this song by Stone Roses! :tongue:

 

[dick van cock]

You are really cute! Who do you think can edit your silly posts?

... and I am the one who tells BNF to to do it!

 

[KungFuDude]

I look so good, dick van cock got a picture of ME tattooed on HIS arm.

 

[dick van cock]

I look so good, dick van cock got a picture of ME tattooed on HIS arm.

:nono: That was before I realized how great I am. I bit the arm off and grew another one.

 

[DrMotorcity]

I look so good, dick van cock got a picture of ME tattooed on HIS arm.

I vividly recall seeing that tattoo. It looked exactly like this:

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[belfastsixpack]

Link doesn't work.



I never gave it my blessing.

 

[dick van cock]

Link doesn't work.

Link doesn't work for you because I don't want you to see the image. Only people in my realm are worthy to see Shirley. That's why I posted it.