Weird Pornstar names

[senob44]

I can't believe no one said Plenty UpTopp. I was always waiting for the companion piece, a male pornstar named Plenty Downbelow.
Also, Candy Cantaloupes and Penelope Pumpkins

 

[lofotodden]

Busty Dusty, Penelope Pumpkins, Tippi Topps

 

[nerd]

... Felony.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Anyone with Cum in their names.

We get it!

-cs™

 

[althazar]

Draghixa

This one is made from her real name Dragica. People who don't know any slavic language can't pronounce it properly. She probably tried to make it more french.

Other weird names:
La Venere Bianca, italian pornstar (means "white Venus" in english)
Babalu, brazilian pornstar (God knows what this name means)

 

[dirtydubled]

Arnold Schwarzenpecker - classic
Lactallica
Avy Lee Roth
Jewel DeNyle
Buster Nutt
Butter

 

[ow_snap_sam]

Stryc-9 (who became Cherry Mirage, which at least sounds like it could be a humans name)

holy shit... I've had a DVD of this "Stryc-9 for like two years and have been wondering where the hell she went... THANKS A LOT... gotta love those trashy hoes....

anyways, found one the other day I just thought was hilariously blatant:

Anna Sucks

 

[Bigoldowls]

Lolly Badcock

Savannah Gold

Flick Shagwell

 

[nerd]

Mahogany Woods
Winter Sky
Berlin Walls (a girl)
Cloud Nine
Precious Smiles

all real, all found at "Black in black" or "black teen seekers".

 

[cartman24]

Ginger Lea (I didn't get this one for a while, never really said the name out loud)
Cherry Poppins
Rachel Rotten

 

[50inches]

hahaha ben dover. that's hilarious

 

[Ghostlurkerer]

I know money's pretty much running everything nowadays, but... "Keymore Cash"?? Oh boy.

 

[Bigoldowls]

Isabel Ice

Harmony Hex

 

[angell]

Trinity Post, Puma Swede, Flower Tucci

 

[dick van cock]

Lepidoptera

(Latin for moth... :wtf: )

http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/lepidoptera.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidoptera

 

[nerd]

Claire Dames. come on, I mean...

 

[Alessandro]

what about Amy Applebottom

 

[STOOP]

ivana humpalot

 

[Devout Pornist]

The Sexonator

 

[Johan]

Memphis Monroe
Memphis ==> Elvis
Monroe ==> Marilyn
So this is definetely a name that sounds coming straght from the 50' or 60'

Carmella Bing

Chandler's sister ?