well, I think one of the most crazy "names" is Yolka Shkaf... it sounds just like a provocative joke, cuz in translation from the russian language "Yolka" means "fir-tree" and "Shkaf" means "wardrobe", which together ain't got no meaning for sure, and I suspect that it was created with intention just to mock at everyone who dont understand russian)))
I can't remeber where did I met that name, at met-art maybe, or somewhere else, where there were a lot of models from eastern europe and russia.