Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
This Must Be What Crack Feel Like
All Eyes On Me
All Eyes On Me
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I met my girlfriend on FreeOnes!
All I ever needed to know I learned @ FreeOnes!
Sex Ed = www.freeones.com
FreeOnes showed me several new uses for peanut butter!
My boss is away, I'm gonna play!
FreeOnes gave me Carpal Tunnel, but not from typing!
My GF is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
I've stopped logging on to Freeones, but only while I'm asleep.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
My mother didn't breast feed me. She said she just liked me as a friend.
All I ever needed to know I learned @ FreeOnes!
Sex Ed = www.freeones.com
FreeOnes showed me several new uses for peanut butter!
My boss is away, I'm gonna play!
FreeOnes gave me Carpal Tunnel, but not from typing!
My GF is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
I've stopped logging on to Freeones, but only while I'm asleep.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
My mother didn't breast feed me. She said she just liked me as a friend.
Hey Petra ! Here is the winner ! :thumbsup:
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Freeones. We put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Yeah..Yeah..Im Cummmmiiiiing! (Or "Fiiiiiiaaahh!" or "Droping Load!" instead of "Im Cummmmiiiiing!")
(Yeah..Yeah)...uhm..Sorry that never happened before! (maybe better without the Yeah..Yeah)
I swear that has never happened before!
Its all my fault!
Its only a flop if we stop tryin'!
What blue pills?!
(Yeah..Yeah)...uhm..Sorry that never happened before! (maybe better without the Yeah..Yeah)
I swear that has never happened before!
Its all my fault!
Its only a flop if we stop tryin'!
What blue pills?!
I showed her the meaning of 'the full 8 seconds'!
my wife thinks im at work
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3 fries short of a Happy Meal.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Pussy Pussy is for Me-he Me-he
Simon says 'go fuck yourself'
What does pornstars and freeones have in common . we are both open 24 hours a day
"Isn't so bright after tea time"
"If you see me in a fight with a bear,don't help me fool help the bear."
"Down for buttfuck any day!"
"If you see me in a fight with a bear,don't help me fool help the bear."
"Down for buttfuck any day!"
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