Want to Earn Some MyFreeOnes Points? Give Me Some Titles!

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I'm not wearing any pants right now!

I don't have anything decent to post, so I just post spam!
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Do my dishes!
Preparing to Dutch oven my old lady.
You stay classy, freeones.
I'll come at you like a spider monkey, old man!
f^@k you, you f^@king f^@k!
Boosh!
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."

I'm gonna get the porn get the porn.
I don't trust any of you f^@kers.
Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!
I'm here for the gangbang.
Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining
Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.
That's no moon. It's freeones HQ.
I've done... questionable things.
don't call me Shirley
Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny...
im so happy i chould shit
I think you're all fucked in the head.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
I'll keep posting shit if you keep reading it.
Step into my office, cause you're fuckin' fired!
 
Freeones: Always Free, Always Number One
 
- I eat newbies for breakfast.
- Would you like to see my monkey?
 

BAYAMONXXX

Land Of The Snakes
can i get your phone number for some Rep?
i run things around here.
i'm insane i need a shrink.
put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself.
hi my name is crazy eyes killer.
wanna learn how to be a real man?
remember the time your teacher gave you detention for pissing the floor?
well sir, it looks like you stepped into one sticky situation.
if you like the ladies big and beautiful than change the ass-pect of your t.v.
your mom's muff hasn't been this popular since the 80's
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Beauty is skin, but ugly is to the bone.

Under these clothes, I am completely naked
 
Small dick, big ego

I'm just here for the interviews

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Stalking the OCSM's
 
Don't I look a little like Ron Jeremy in this light?
 
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