Wanking in public

[sproing99]

I'm not talking about sitting on a park bench, cock in hand, pounding one out (because that'll get you arrested) but have you ever, you know, had a crafty trouser rummage in public. I have including:

• Sitting on a French beach surrounded by beautiful topless and nude girls. I had some very baggy shorts on and grabbed my dick through my pocket to give a little rub
• Sitting on the train one morning when a hot girl in a short pinstriped skirt sat next to me. She fell asleep and her skirt rode up to show her stocking tops. I ended up pressing harder on my newspaper than I really needed to

 

[Dean Wormer]

You should not be allowed out in public.

 

[Skyraider22]

To each is his own:thumbsup:

 

[Red Spyder]

Reminds me of that scene in "Borat" where he's jacking off to some mannequins in their underwear, is that how it works?

 

[SonOfSparda]

um i never have but whilst over in Greece i saw a tramp with his trousers undone and his hand really going for it standing in the middle of a busy pavement.

 

[biomech]

Never have done that myself, some things are better left for home.
I did however have an ex that would give me a handjob at restaurants in the booths, every once in a while.She was crazy as hell, and the sex was unbelievable.

 

[BlueBalls]

Good luck with that :hatsoff:

 

[kristoflaw10]

Wanking in public and the right to go topless go hand in ... errr hand.

 

[deanern]

I like to sit in my car at the mall and jack off while Im watching hot girls walk to their cars. Ive parked right next to many many girls and sat their and stroked off and most of them dont even notice , some have and watched, then get pissed off because they DID watch and raced off. I got caught once and arrwested but it was worth the other 120 times I didnt

 

[lurkingdirk]

can we queue pedo-bear for that last post?

i do, however, love the phrase, "crafty trouser rummage"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I can see this thread is going to be used very well in court one day... :hatsoff:

:laugh:

 

[slasher]

No never have and never will. It just isn't my cup of tea.

 

[motimerbog]

No I haven't

 

[jusnelldem]

Hmmm, don't know about this one.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hello, I'm Chris Hansen... you all just been caught in my new television show: To catch a public jack off!

 

[YMIHERE]

If you get caught you will be on the list.

:nono:

 

[Smallville417]

Never in public.

 

[jjo_is4]

why?

 

[Rey C.]

I like to sit in my car at the mall and jack off while Im watching hot girls walk to their cars. Ive parked right next to many many girls and sat their and stroked off and most of them dont even notice , some have and watched, then get pissed off because they DID watch and raced off. I got caught once and arrwested but it was worth the other 120 times I didnt

PeeWee Herman, ladies and gentlemen! Give it up and let's hear a round of applause for Mr. PeeWee Herman! artysml:

 

[Spleen]

Year 9, in the middle of class, no one noticed.