got a skeeter on your peeter...Whack it off!
Wanking in public
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If I were to see a guy jerking off in public I'd hit it 
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I'd almost forgotten that! A childhood pal of mine got thrown off the school bus for singing that.
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's another on my brother, whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
:rofl:
jusnelldem
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If I were to see a guy jerking off in public I'd hit it
Very clever.:crash:
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it landed safely, and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Just remember to close your sunroof when beating your meat. Don't end up like this loser:
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember-to-close-your-sunroof-when-masturbating
But in all seriousness...as long as you're not whipping it out in front of children, women or vandalizing with your spunk...then you're not a complete creep. If you must have some alone time with your weiner, then make sure you're at least protecting yourself against being caught and arrested.
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember-to-close-your-sunroof-when-masturbating
But in all seriousness...as long as you're not whipping it out in front of children, women or vandalizing with your spunk...then you're not a complete creep.
If you must have some alone time with your weiner, then make sure you're at least protecting yourself against being caught and arrested.
Just remember to close your sunroof when beating your meat. Don't end up like this loser:
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember-to-close-your-sunroof-when-masturbating
But in all seriousness...as long as you're not whipping it out in front of children, women or vandalizing with your spunk...then you're not a complete creep.
:rofl:
Well, maybe it's just me, but whacking off in public solo is a bit creepy no matter how you slice it.
that aint right , except if its a girl of course
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
What about driving in ther car and flinging the jizz onto people windsheild in the next car like some screwed up monkey?
Spleen
Banned?
10 points
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Oh yeah? I'm aiming for your windsheild buddy.:rubbel:
In school, used to go to the bathroom and jerk it a few times a year.
Also, jerk it when I'm driving sometimes and the road is pretty empty, just undo my seatbelt, pull my pants down and jerk it off...that's always really good when I need it.
Not me jerking off but I got a handjob from my girlfriend my sophomore year in the backseat of her mom's car while her mom drove us at night...she had no clue lol.
Also, jerk it when I'm driving sometimes and the road is pretty empty, just undo my seatbelt, pull my pants down and jerk it off...that's always really good when I need it.
Not me jerking off but I got a handjob from my girlfriend my sophomore year in the backseat of her mom's car while her mom drove us at night...she had no clue lol.
