Vasectomy

[STDiva]

Anybody have the procedure done? I want to get it done. I hate kids and I don't ever want to have any. Accidentally or on purpose. I'm too selfish, irresponsible and lazy to take care of a kid. I'm only 25, and people seem to think I'll change my mind, but I won't. 100% guaranteed.

It's pretty cheap to get done, and they even have the no scalpel procedure which takes about 15 minutes to do. The fear of having some little shithead running around my house is worse than having some sharp medical tools near my junk.

Get into it.

 

[DJCowboy]

people seem to think I'll change my mind, but I won't. 100% guaranteed.

92% of people who say that usually reverse their decision by at least 35-40. That's what I learned in my psych of sex class, so that's why most procedures are reversible after quite a few years but those types of surgeries are more expensive


Edit: I never really thought about having a kid until my brother had one and now I would love to have a child in the future but not until I have a more secure, well paying job. Oh, and a girl I plan on spending the rest of my life with

 

[STDiva]

92% of people who say that usually reverse their decision by at least 35-40. That's what I learned in my psych of sex class, so that's why most procedures are reversible after quite a few years but those types of surgeries are more expensive

I'll fall in the 8%.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's reversible if you ever feel like falling into that 92%, so fuck it, why not?

 

[PirateKing]

Sure, it sounds ideal when you're young and still fucking around. Of course, chances are that you will probably have it reversed. Theres something about getting older that makes people want to settle down.

I'll probably have a kid, though I'm never getting married. I'll just have a kid out of wedlock. That way If I get bored I can just bail, then see the kid on the weekends....
...
.....The sad part about that was that I was only half-kidding.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'll do it for $25 and two liters of Aristocrat Vodka. It'll be reversible, too, just like the professionals! Act now to get my Spring discount!

Seriously though it is irreversible if should ever change your mind later down the road. I know, I know, I don't mean to sound like the "square" or the "man" but just saying, bro.

Though... I am quite saddened. You obviously were drunk that night we talked about getting a child together a naming him Pyramid Head! But, if this is what you want.... fine. I understand.

*runs out of thread sobbing*

 

[Red Spyder]

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[biomech]

I would never voluntarily have my balls snipped.
It is like being neutered but you get to keep them.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Where's Dr Death when you need him? A vasectomy is totally up his alley.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Don't neuter yourself! I feel bad enough doing it to my dog. Its taking your manhood away, even if you don't use a scalpel.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

How come everybody is comparing this to a dog getting neutered?

It's no where near the same thing! When a dog gets neutered they pretty much stop banging and unable to really do anything. When a human male gets a vasectomy they are pretty much taking control of the best birth control ever! Be able to bang any woman you want with the same feeling and pleasure as it was before you were shooting a white goo inside of them.

The only difference is is that you don't have to worry about child support or a child... and still be able to bang!

People get dogs neutered so they don't have to take care of a bunch of pups and worry about that. And over population.

NOW STOP COMPARING THIS TO GETTING A DOG NEUTERED!!!!

 

[jod0565]

The only problem is finding a gal to fall in love with who does not want kids either.
Other than that, go ahead and get it done - just be careful that you don't get an infection.

 

[Red Spyder]

How come everybody is comparing this to a dog getting neutered?

Because it's funny

 

[STDiva]

The only problem is finding a gal to fall in love with who does not want kids either.

I've found her. :lovecoupl

Because it's funny

 

[LukeEl]

Come on, just think if you have kids you will never drink Henessey alone.

 

[STDiva]

Come on, just think if you have kids you will never drink Henessey alone.

But I like drinking alone. And if my kids are anything like me, they'll be cheap and won't bring their own booze. Fuck that.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

NOW STOP COMPARING THIS TO GETTING A DOG NEUTERED!!!!

Don't neuter yourself!

 

[sdj374]

I did it 8 years ago and have been completely happy since. I was your age so the doctor kept bothering me about if I was sure I wanted to go through with it. Good luck.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Do it! Anyone who is considering doing it, should be informed and make whatever choice is right for them. Also, for those who think there is a SMALL chance they'd want it reversed...just get your sperm frozen for such a case. Then you don't have to pay an assload for a reversal, only to be disappointed to find out that it didn't work. Just freeze that jizz and if you meet someone you want to have a family with later on, just whip out the turkey baster and voila - baby.

I don't want children of my own...I'm single now but if I ever get serious with a guy again, I'll be open about my desire to not have my own kids. If things got REALLY serious, he'd be getting the snip snip. I've actually considered getting my tubes tied myself, but its a very invasive procedure so I'd rather my partner get fixed instead.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I don't want children of my own...I'm single now but if I ever get serious with a guy again, I'll be open about my desire to not have my own kids. If things got REALLY serious, he'd be getting the snip snip. I've actually considered getting my tubes tied myself, but its a very invasive procedure so I'd rather my partner get fixed instead.

Sexist...