Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
ChefChiTown: So, Marines will admit to doing things that they've done because they have "intellectual honesty", right? Alright, let's see how correct, excuse me...HONEST...that statement is...
Question 1) Have you ever put your own finger in your asshole? Yes, to get at the Gerbil.
Question 2) Have you ever had anybody else's finger in your asshole? Does a proctologist count? Then, No.
Question 3) Have you ever licked said finger when done? No.
Question 4) Have you ever kissed another man? My Dad, but I was like four or five.
Question 5) Have you ever tasted your own cum? Unwittingly, yes.
Question 6) Have you ever watched another man masturbate (in real life or on video)? My Dad, but I was like four or five.
Question 7) How small is your penis? Small like the EXxon Valdez. Booyah!
Question 8) Have you ever gotten a boner while looking at or thinking about your mother? That's not gay, that's just sick. But yes.
Question 9) Have you ever went threw your mother's drawers and found one of her sex toys? If so, what did you find and did you smell it? No and No.
Question 10) How many answers that you just gave us were lies? Most of em'
Question 1) Have you ever put your own finger in your asshole? Yes, to get at the Gerbil.
Question 2) Have you ever had anybody else's finger in your asshole? Does a proctologist count? Then, No.
Question 3) Have you ever licked said finger when done? No.
Question 4) Have you ever kissed another man? My Dad, but I was like four or five.
Question 5) Have you ever tasted your own cum? Unwittingly, yes.
Question 6) Have you ever watched another man masturbate (in real life or on video)? My Dad, but I was like four or five.
Question 7) How small is your penis? Small like the EXxon Valdez. Booyah!
Question 8) Have you ever gotten a boner while looking at or thinking about your mother? That's not gay, that's just sick. But yes.
Question 9) Have you ever went threw your mother's drawers and found one of her sex toys? If so, what did you find and did you smell it? No and No.
Question 10) How many answers that you just gave us were lies? Most of em'
