Twerking - More addictive than Lavalamps

[sean miguel]

oh Poppy

 

[D-rock]

Do you ever wonder how they avoid cramps while doing that? Even if I could somehow independently control the muscles in my ass that well I'd be too afraid something would painfully lock up. :1orglaugh

 

[Anonyne#017]

So, what are the rules of this twerk championships? Is it the way their butt fats are wiggling and jiggling around, some other belly dancing technique being used or their blowjob skill behind the curtains? I tried to give this a quick try, but all I saw was some skinny overly clothed girls moving awkwardly around...

I think they should leave twerking to pornstars with some real ass and curves like Kelly Divine and drop off those panties, to make this more interesting than staring at a baby who is staring at the lavalamp and trying to touch those bubbles with their tiny little fingers...

 

[Supafly]

So, what are the rules of this twerk championships? Is it the way their butt fats are wiggling and jiggling around, some other belly dancing technique being used or their blowjob skill behind the curtains? I tried to give this a quick try, but all I saw was some skinny overly clothed girls moving awkwardly around...

I think they should leave twerking to pornstars with some real ass and curves like Kelly Divine and drop off those panties, to make this more interesting than staring at a baby who is staring at the lavalamp and trying to touch those bubbles with their tiny little fingers...

Apparently, there ARE rules:

Twerking competition rules:

1. Body must remain upright, with movement concentrated in hips
2. Participants can put hands on knees or hips for support
3. Twerking action cannot come from knees. Hips only!
4. Freestyling or additional choreography not permitted. No hands on the ground, feet in the air, twirling, etc.
5. Twerking action must be synchronized, can be at own pace
6. All participants must twerk simultaneously for TWO MINUTES when Big Freedia gives the signal
7. Any performers who do not participate fully for the entire TWO MINUTES will be deducted from the final total

Seriously?!

http://www.newyorker.com/…/twerking-world-record-big-freedi…
An Eyewitness Account of the Twerking World Record
Around noon on Wednesday, as the nation watched Ted Cruz wrap up his...
newyorker.com

https://www.facebook.com/Cat.Haee/posts/639374939427946

It gets better: Wrap your mind around THIS

Single Mom Wins Juicy J's Twerking Scholarship Without Having To Twerk

Rapper Juicy J has awarded a $50,000 "twerking scholarship" to a young woman who didn't even have to twerk for the hefty prize.

Last year, the Three 6 Mafia co-founder caused quite a stir when he announced that he was partnering with ******************** to launch the "Juicy J Scholarship Foundation" competition. He tweeted at the time that he would award a $50,000 college scholarship "to the best chick that can twerk."

In a video posted online Monday, Juicy J announced the winner of the scholarship: a 19-year-old single mom named Zaire Holmes.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/14/twerking-scholarship_n_4596939.html

 

[Supafly]

mmmmmmmmhhhh

 

[Supafly]

Brazil, of course

 

[Skateboard P]

Kelly Divine

Anikka Albrite

Nikki Delano

 

[redhotforelle]

Check out petite Latina beauty Emy Reyes - whose phenomenal size 5 soles are in my avatar - shake her adorable little ass while she cowgirl fucks a big black stud.

http://www.hd21.com/video/55116/ebony-emy-reyes-sixty-nines-with-a-big-rod-and-gets-drilled-deep

 

[Maggie Green]

^ I would love to see Maggie twerk it out!

Hehe I do lots of twerking when I webcam!

 

[RASQ]

You think you have problems, I'm going to lose my job.

 

[L3ggy]

Hi guys I realize I do act like a stoner, but I am sort of natural high

This is a lavalamp. I will get me one or two again, soon.

I have two

 

[Supafly]

I have two

I Envy you ^^

 

[Supafly]

Here is a Twerking Sensation, as they say... quitting Kindergarten and making major money by doing her thing

 

[L3ggy]

I Envy you ^^

Well, one is a little broken.

 

[Skateboard P]

 

[Skateboard P]

 

[theorion]

http://phatnfyne.com/viewvideo.php?g=469
http://thephatness.com/viewvideo.php?g=915

 

[Skateboard P]

Melyssa Milan

 

[Supafly]

What do older people say about it?

 

[nyyyyce]