1st, id turn those blue eyes red with a box of $4 wine.
then i'd order pizza and not share any, well maybe i'd give you the crust that was too crunchy and i'd probably let you scrape the cheese that stuck to the cardboard, but maybe not because i like to do that.
after that we'd laze around and watch the food network's "unwrapped" and animal planet's show about Pet COPS, or the humane society.
after a tub of icecream and the 5 hours of quality television and another tub of icecream was finished, id suggest we make our way to the bedroom where, WHAT?! the bed has been covered in jalapeno cheddar dipping sauce? hurrah, HURRAY! we'd roll around in cheese and throw popcorn at eachother until my mom got home and asked what the hell is going on.
you'd have to sneak out of the basement window, it'll be uncomfortable.
id finally be kicked out and forced to get a real job. thanks a lot.