Toy vaginas and pocket pussy pals

redhotforelle

redhotforelle

I'm thinking about getting a synthetic cunt and I notice that a fleshlight is much more expensive than the others. If it worth the price difference. I see that a lot of guys love the fleshlight, but what other ones do any of you have experience with and how are they?
 
hillhopper

hillhopper

BlueBalls said:
Just put a couple slices of ham in the microwave - once you're "done" with it, feed it to the cat.
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Blue, I think I need to decline your dinner invitation featuring Honey Baked Sprial Cut Ham ...I'll be busy instead...washing my hair or something.
 
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rusticordmazacr

Lmao when i was like 15 me and my friend went to a porn store for the first time. We had no idea they had pocket pussies and oral simulators and all but we were so nervous because we thought they would card us i just grabbed the first pink thing i saw and got the hell out....

It was called a bun boy, it was for gay guys and it was a big butthole and on the other side it was a mold of a guy with a tiny dick n balls... I didnt go back into that porn store until i was 18 to say the least lmao
 
Smallville417

Smallville417

I've never used any kind of male sex toy, but the fleshlight sounds like something I would use, even though I am in a very happy, and very sexual relationship.
 
Wainkerr99

Wainkerr99

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This is so like that old 1973 Woody Allen movie "Sleeper". In it, men can go into masturbating booths out on the sidewalk. Weird.

The only thing that needs to come true though that refers to that movie is healthy ciggies. "Smoke one, they're good for you!"
 
Crazy4theBrat

Crazy4theBrat

Afficial_Nastee said:
What do y'all mean with lube? I just use vaseline for the toy vagina....
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If you use vaseline, the oil in it will wreck your pocket pussy over time. I used to have one and used vaseline with it. After a while all the studs inside it started getting hard. If you use a water based lube instead, the toy will last a lot longer.

Another thing that feels nice is if you put it in warm/hot water just before using it. Then when you slip inside, it will feel nice and realistic. :)
 
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sexdog121

DOA82 said:
I think the world has reached a point of no return when a mans hand and tube of ky are no longer a healthy subsitute for the real thing. When a person has to pay for a plastic replicas of a pornstars bits somethings wrong.

Course it couldnt be a perfect replica, if it were after inserting your phallice youd find yourself uttering the words - "Its a bit roomy"

But honestly, why spend money on something that looks as if its functions could be replicated again by taking an empty kitchen roll tube, packing it with wet toilet paper and have at it!
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Don't use a dildo just use a pen
 
JordanRules

JordanRules

I bought a pocket vagina that was supposed to be of Devon a few years ago, just out of curiosity. I didn't care for it at all. Hand does a fine job on it's own, and clean up is much quicker and easier! :thumbsup:
 
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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
For some reason the name of this thread reminds me of a yet not released Limp Biscut album.
 
drfeathers

drfeathers

I have a fleshlight but I don't use it very often. While it does feel reaaally good, the amount of lube required is aggravating and using the thing just creates all sorts of messes.
 
ralph furley

ralph furley

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if i was gonna get one of those i'd get a big one shaped like a butt so i could just mount it and fuck it. the fleshlight sounds like a glorified handjob
 
drfeathers

drfeathers

Well, when I do use my fleshlight it's usually in a position where I can fuck it, as you said (between pillows works well). It's really awkward and messy if you try to use it while sitting up... constantly reapplying lube, lube dripping out everywhere, falls over to the side if you don't hang on to it... ugh.
 
Krazy4Kobe

Krazy4Kobe

I've had an original Fleshlight for about 10 years!
Would love to get the Jenna Haze model!

Tried it all different ways over the years but is now pretty much just a shower toy.
(although sometimes wife and I will play with it together -- fun!)

Easy lube/clean-up in the shower.
And gotta love how she is always smooth and forever teen-tight! :surprise:

Plus wife always knows when I've been using when she sees her drying out on the edge of the tub! lol!
 
Vicky Vette

Vicky Vette

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Mr_Balls

Mr_Balls

I have never tried one but I would.
While I was working in an adult novelty store
I played with one, I just sort of sniffed it and licked it a bit.
It was one of the Ass/Vagina molds.
 
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