Tokyo couple married by robot

[Namreg]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8685184.stm

ah, the japanese... then again, a robot priest wouldn't give the sausage to the altar boys i guess... oh, wait, they're japanese. that robot probably has a perv mode, with ********* and ****.

 

[mrtrebus]

This is an insult to the institution of marriage. A mechanical insult!

 

[LukeEl]

Sadly after the marriage the robot committed seppukku for dishonoring the grooms ancestors after he drank too much 10W/30 motor oil at the reception.

 

[BlueBalls]

This is an insult to the institution of marriage. A mechanical insult!

Exactly. These people should be ashamed of themselves for taking the sanctity of God out of their vows of kinship by replacing his only representatives on this planet that He lovingly created for us with an *********** mechanical being that knows nothing of the lives of the people it is presiding over or what this sacred ceremony actually means.

This is not a wedding, it is a Godless lie!

 

[Namreg]

Exactly. These people should be ashamed of themselves for taking the sanctity of God out of their vows of kinship by replacing his only representatives on this planet that He lovingly created for us with an *********** mechanical being that knows nothing of the lives of the people it is presiding over or what this sacred ceremony actually means.

This is not a wedding, it is a Godless lie!

if the japanese were christian, then it would be.

 

[mrtrebus]

Exactly. These people should be ashamed of themselves for taking the sanctity of God out of their vows of kinship by replacing his only representatives on this planet that He lovingly created for us with an *********** mechanical being that knows nothing of the lives of the people it is presiding over or what this sacred ceremony actually means.

This is not a wedding, it is a Godless lie!

Yes so well put sir.

Oh well, on the plus side divorces will be performed by The Terminator!

"Decree Absolute"

 

[mrtrebus]

if the japanese were christian, then it would be.

Eh? Why would the fact that they follow a different faith prohibit this believe in a robotic wedding being a godless lie?

 

[BlueBalls]

if the japanese were christian, then it would be.

God is God. No Robot may represent Him. This is an absolute ********.

They should be burned at the stake for such blasphemy.

 

[maildude]

So what? Leroy Jenkins is a robot.

 

[Ulysses31]

God is God. No Robot may represent Him. This is an absolute ********.

They should be burned at the stake for such blasphemy.

Most Japanese are Buddhists, Buddhism doesn't believe in an absolute creator god, rather Spiritual Philosophy. Come on BlueBalls, an entity of your intelligence should know that!

 

[BlueBalls]

Most Japanese are Buddhists, Buddhism doesn't believe in an absolute creator god, rather Spiritual Philosophy. Come on BlueBalls, an entity of your intelligence should know that!

It's nice to find a person who still takes the things I say on here seriously from time to time.

It makes me feel like a n00b again.

Ah, those were the days....

 

[mrtrebus]

Most Japanese are Buddhists, Buddhism doesn't believe in an absolute creator god, rather Spiritual Philosophy. Come on BlueBalls, an entity of your intelligence should know that!

& Shinto, which alongside Buddhism no where states that metallic automata are suitable for overseeing marriage rituals.
FUCK THE MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!
Humanity will prevail!

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Judgment Day is inevitable!

 

[JayJohn85]

Arnold da terminator Schwarzenegger: Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
Bride: I do
Arnold da terminator Schwarzenegger: Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

****Scuffle at the back****
T- 1000: I am looking for this boy, Have you seen him? His name is John Connor
Arnold da terminator Schwarzenegger:I'll be back