Today is a bleak day indeed...

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Captain's log, stardate 66299.5 ....people are getting jittery in the office and are milling about the kettle waiting to pour hot water on their dry, tasteless, caffieneless instant coffee powerder. However, minutes ago the coffee repair man came in. The crew have started congregating near the door, waiting to see if the coffee machine is fixed or if they must punish the repair man.
I have to wonder exactly what the guy thought of you strange people.
You do realise that Europe does not equal the UK, right?

Oh wait... I forgot...
'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!
:rofl:
No. No he does not.
:thumbsup:
Heathen

The Russians would call you nikoturny. Uncultured barbarian.
Actually, they'd ask if he'd recently had a Schwedskaya Semya (Swedish family) and grin.
UK kind of sort of has sterling.
That's going well :facepalm:
A combined group of countries smaller than the size of the US using a common currency? That's fucking stupid.
Turns out you're right.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
Tad expensive. It's not a coffee machine that you can just go to the store and buy a can of Folgers and a filter and make a pot of coffee like is in most offices in the states. This is one of those that does 1 cup at a time and can do coffee, espresso, hot chocolate etc. Fairly common for work places here in the NL it seems.

Oh a Keurig? I so want one of those : )
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7110941, member: 346743"]Oh a Keurig? I so want one of those : )

No clue...but it has its own router... LOL
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
No clue...but it has its own router... LOL

Sometimes the router brakes down... this means that I dont get my coffee...

I´m not a fan of the router braking down one bit.
 
Hey! Fuckyou back, sir! Long time no see!


Oops. Damn autocorrect. I meant "fuckyou back".

Were you looking for something in your pocket while you were saying that, or are you just happy to see him back?
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Your coffee pot breaks and you call for a repairman to come to the house.

Petra: We need the pot repaired so badly but I don't have any money to pay you.

Repairman: I'm sure we can work something out.

That's it. I am sending this script in for copyright. Any investors interested?
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
Your coffee pot breaks and you call for a repairman to come to the house.

Petra: We need the pot repaired so badly but I don't have any money to pay you.

Repairman: I'm sure we can work something out.

That's it. I am sending this script in for copyright. Any investors interested?

AVN award winning script right there, make sure no one steals it from you!
 
Your coffee pot breaks and you call for a repairman to come to the house.

Petra: We need the pot repaired so badly but I don't have any money to pay you.

Repairman: I'm sure we can work something out.

That's it. I am sending this script in for copyright. Any investors interested?

Would $95,000 dollars suffice?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Your coffee pot breaks and you call for a repairman to come to the house.

Petra: We need the pot repaired so badly but I don't have any money to pay you.

Repairman: I'm sure we can work something out.

That's it. I am sending this script in for copyright. Any investors interested?

I'm sure PapaGMP and Briana can work something out with you....
 
Re: Today is a bleak day indeed...

My first thought when I saw the post was, you were depressed because you were going to BAN me again. Thus, the reason I figured you considered it a bleak day.

:wave:
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Holy shit! What is the coffee situation there? Did you pay for an extended warranty on that pot? Does the government limit the number of coffee pots you can buy? How much does a coffee pot repair man make for a house call? I may want to enroll in Coffee Pot Repair University and move there.
 
Tim Hortons > Dunkin Donuts.

Grow up, people.

Never been there/had it, but I see they have a T-Disc. I was given a Tassimo machine a couple of years ago and I'm the only one I know with one. I'm not impressed with it or the K-Cup.

Going off on a tangent. I've been trying to find Jamaican Blue Mountain or Hawaiian Kona coffee, but when I order it on the Internet I get this blended crap and just get ripped off.
 
Never been there/had it, but I see they have a T-Disc. I was given a Tassimo machine a couple of years ago and I'm the only one I know with one. I'm not impressed with it or the K-Cup.

Going off on a tangent. I've been trying to find Jamaican Blue Mountain or Hawaiian Kona coffee, but when I order it on the Internet I get this blended crap and just get ripped off.

You can try this site for Jamaican Blue
http://www.jamaicancoffee.com/

However, I find that's just overpriced, and not worth it. I've been nothing but happy with this guy's coffee, and he's great on service.
http://www.thetaridgecoffee.com/
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Never been there/had it, but I see they have a T-Disc. I was given a Tassimo machine a couple of years ago and I'm the only one I know with one. I'm not impressed with it or the K-Cup.

Going off on a tangent. I've been trying to find Jamaican Blue Mountain or Hawaiian Kona coffee, but when I order it on the Internet I get this blended crap and just get ripped off.

BJ's Warehouse Club sells Kona. Blue Mtn. may be a discontinued item there but they did have it at one time.
 
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